Just to say..

[CheekyVimtoGal]

I am sorry if i offended anyone with my posts on the benefits party thread. It wasn't my intentions at all. If i did, please accept my most sincere apology.

I didn't set out to offend anyone at all.

It's geography, Tiredmum.
You start off in Dublin with skangers, ypu have scobes in the midlands and in the west there are shams. But they're related. As in literally related...

Shift up you lot

Oh lol i think i understand.

although junglist is a chavving minger

what happened to the bloody wine???

anybody want a Werther's Original ?

Stop pushing swiss otherwise i will have to put you in a headlock lol

OOh wine would be lovely.
Or Special Brew

nah wont go with me fag anyfucker

sherry, perchance ?

I quite fancy a werther's AF.

We don't have any terms like chav and ponce unfortunately. It's just "trash" (usually prrfaced by "white" if said person is Caucasian) and "rich asshole".

Any other Americans hanging around? There must be more. "Redneck", I suppose.

Prefaced I meant.

Maybe you all fell off the bench

mmm maybe a wkd or baileys would be great anyfucker chuck it over, or maybe you should slide it

Cheerfulyank i might have use trash in my insults, i thinj trashy chav has a ring to it

I meant - might have to - and think

I meant - might have to - and think

Ugh, think someone pushed me off the end of the bench this time, what is the status of the armrests we discussed?

Tiredmum - trashy chav actually does have a ring to it.

Ooh, yes a Baileys would be delicious right now, and AF I will take a werther's too thanks!

Did Hairy with the big hoop earrings ever get the wine?

Can I join the 'unpopular' club too?

I kill threads faster than Chuck Norris.

I recognise most of you here.

I need a namechange, not really liking my one...it's not, well, 'me'.

Oh and I should add that most of the threads I start (which isn't often TBH) die on their arse quickly.

junglist - I always smile when I see your name because it reminds me of the 90's with Spliffy/bomber jackets and this. I grew up in east London
Plus for some reason I picture you as looking like a teacher I had at college, she was funky and really bubbly

Oh my God I had that very CD!!! Incredible ee ee ee

Lol junglist you crazed woman you!

hi queenthistle, i think anyfucker is in charge of the buddy bench but i am sure she wouldnt mind if we extend the seats

i reckon gomummy has been up half the night trying to sort them armrests

MORNING LADIES.

Hope your all having a good day?

You all voting today?

Im not

I am not in charge !

You lot are too unruly to boss about

Enjoying a day off work today 'cos school is closed for polling day

I take it you are not allowed to take kids to vote?

watcha cheeky, just been busy with the kids, hope your well today, you best not be on that wine already

anyfucker i cant believe you think we are unruly a little noisy maybe lol

Unruly! I thought we were subdued and serene here?

Ahh, back on the bench, leaning on recently installed lovely padded microfibre armrest (removble for easy cleaning of course).

Well i am squeezed between cheeky and swiss.

i swear they keep pinching my m and m's when i am not looking

Anyfucker, are you a teacher or summat ???!!!

God i need a glass of wine.1