Just to say..

[CheekyVimtoGal]

I am sorry if i offended anyone with my posts on the benefits party thread. It wasn't my intentions at all. If i did, please accept my most sincere apology.

I didn't set out to offend anyone at all.

Right, my sleeves are up, my earrings are out, my crews on the way, and I'm not ramping!!

Shall i nip to the shops for supplies gomummy

I will see if I can find you a hat of wisdom nexttime I am down at the Post Office.

We could have a small ceremony to bestow you with the Wisdom of the Hat- something with male dancers and a nice slice of battenberg.

That would be lovely, Hairextensions. Must loosen up for whatever Junglist is planning!

Pmsl laughing junglist has a crew, do you wear backward baseball caps?

we really must think bout putting armrests on the end of the bench

Nah they're well dry we all have Nike tracksuits tho

Ooooh, armrests....

it's been a hard day so i have my footstool, i think my grannie calls it a "pouffe" - can you confirm AF?

Aggghh junglist is a chav, i bet there grey tracksuits eh

Aggghh junglist is a chav, i bet there grey tracksuits eh

all colours luv, all colours

HairExtensions...I think you will find the pronunciation is poo-fay

< hoists bosoms >

How exactly do you qualify as a chav? In Scotland there are neds, what does Wales have? And N.Ireland?

Don't know about no Welsh but here you need to give your kids real gold chains from birth, or chaps, women have massive hoop earrings and both sexes wear Lonsdale, Nike and listen to grime, Jungle and garage innit

like this junglist

Pmsl who namechanged

Must be HairExtensions?

Tis me . . .

was just about to post on the numbers thread when remembered id changed my name

I wanted to be

Hairychavwithgoldhoopsinthegarage

but was too long alas

Oh bugger lost me ear-rings

Were they the big hooped parrot perch ear rings

In Irelamd we have skangers, scobies and shams.

Is that the saying for mingers and chavs Wukter