... cycling no-hands, earphones in and texting as they go?!
Drove past a cyclist doing all of the above this morning. I was waiting to turn right, he was coming the other way and it was obvious he hadn't seen me. If I was a fuckwit driver and had turned across him he would have had no way of reacting.
Obviously drivers shouldn't be distracted, text, steer with their elbows either - but when I'm on my bike I stay ultra-alert to account for drivers who haven't seen me and want to turn into my path or open their car doors.
Cyclists really don't help themselves sometimes do they?