to think that JML must use subliminal "Derren Brown" type messages in their advertising

[LivedinLooks]

Why else would I be in the possession of :-

• A Pedegg
• Eyebrow/Bikini trimmer (super deluxe model with a light on)
• Magic Eraser
• Magic Duster (mitten thing)
• Magic Broom
• Folding Step
• A one size fits all ironing board cover (that doesn?t fit)
• Toaster pockets

I?m sure I have more but they lie forgotten in the back of cupboards
I?m not usually an impulsive buyer and can look through Betterware & Lakeland Catalogues without feeling the slightest inkling to purchase. However, I find myself drawn towards the JML shrine in supermarkets and just can?t seem to stop myself????????.Am I alone?

PMSL
You are so right

Why on earth would you need a light on a bikini trimmer? I do admit to owning toastabags though

Toastabags are FAB!!!! I use mine at least twice a week...mmmm...cheese-and-bacon sarnies...

I've got the beauty wand
Supermop
Ped egg
Toaster bags.

I love all that stuff, I'd buy more if I wasn't so skint and had somewhere to put it.

I did order one of those pineapple cutters that I've been coveting, but from Amazon not JML

See, I can resist the lure of JML, but not lakeland.

Although we did buy the Magic Eraser and it is a brilliant product.

Need another one as we've destroyed/used the other one.

Agree the magic eraser actually works.

Anybody tried the halogen cooker? Tempted, sorely tempted.

Oh, and I did have that mop that kind of folded in half. It was rubbish

i want a snuggie, is that by jml?

I have the:

Magic Eraser - it is very good

Carpet cleaning kit - shite

Magic carpet (to stop you trailing dirt in the house) - average

Cable tidy -average

Vac Pack (to store clothes) - very good

Actually, I had no idea I was such a JML junkie.

What does the magic eraser erase?

The magic eraser is brill!

Also love the big green mitten you use to dust things.

Everything, Trillion, everything!

Pretty sure it could erase your past if you got a bit too enthusiastic.

Dont ever buy the nicer-dicer-slicer thing... Nearly cut dd's fingers off!!

Is the beauty wand/eyebrow trimmer thing any good?

When pg with DD2 I stood in a trance in robert dyas looking at the JML advert telly for ages and came away the proud owner of a bobble-off.

It is shit.

I aslo own a special brush thing that you're supposed to be able to clean the windows with

Glad I am not alone. We should start a support group.

I just wait a few months until the stuff turns up in my local pound shop

I sometimes watch QVC and other shopping channels. They are mesmerising.

I find myself getting sucked in to the world of mineral makeup and power plate exercise machines, bizzare hair scrunchies and luminous cleaning products...

After watching an orange person with a french manicure extolling the amazing properties for about 15 minutes you really feel your life will not be complete without it.

I bought a light up, musical, foil christmas tree once. When the operator asked me if I wanted silver or gold I said 'eww not GOLD, that would be a tacky'

chegirlWILLbeserene You may be beyond help !

chegirl

Do you still have it? Does it come out every xmas?

I would love to have the entire range of JML stuff. How good would my life be then?!

(Actually probably not that good as my house would be filled with tat but it all looks so good)

I have always wanted to invent somethng that would be sold through JML and have its own advert on the telly in the shop

Do you think they get their goods from Dragons Den castoffs?

I've had the nowet wonderfoam before. Can't remember if it was JML or some other company.
Wondrous it wasn't, and if left the carpets drenched, and still filthy
So just wet foam really.

I tried a snuggie a couple of weeks ago, I convinced a slightly senile woman at work to let me have a try.
I didn't like the material so shan't be purchasing.
DD wants that hair putter up thingy that's been advertised on the telly. I said no but I bet she has it within a week

No it reached the end of its natural life some time ago.

I now have a much classier pink christmas tree.

Yes I am beyond help