that irritable threads should have a flag that indicates to posters of a trivial disposition that this is not the the place for humour?

[OrmRenewed]

Perhaps a coloured icon that changes colour from green to red by registering the numbers of 'feck offs' and 'FFS!!' that occur.

I tend to dive in with a joke and then feel like I've burst into a room with a fart joke only to find that there is nasty domestic spat going on.

Yeh but Katie Price is a fantastic business woman and rilly rilly keeps it real.

And...you're....a.....deviant....cos....the....pope.....said.....

Hole in one? Or a quick lapdance?

(Don't know the labour party one. Damn)

What's brown and sticky ?

A stick

(bet you thought it was another poo joke)

Explain the bath joke to me then?

You had to be there.

"Willoughby, I want a wanterbottle Willoughby"
"

Oh come on! He farted in the bath.

"iwantawaterbottlewilloughby"

I said it really quickly and it sounds a bit bubbly.

Is he trumping in the water?

Orm - I think FFS should be banned from MN. IME it immediately ramps up the aggro factor on a thread

What is a wanterbottle?

I want one.

I am not explaining any more fart jokes. I can't think of any fart jokes but keep explaining other peoples. I am like a fart joke parasite.
Those that can't, translate.

[lowest ring on the fart joke food chain]

The nice chap in the bath farted, and his butler heard it but thought that it was the chap calling 'Willoughby, I want a water bottle, Willoughby.'

Yeh but the aggro factor is the fun bit. The more heated the better. I like people to get rilly rilly angry. Is that so wrong?

FFS hully. You cowbag.

Can't believe how many people have now explained that joke..!

Pag - fart joke parasite. Something most of us can only dream of.

God I'm dim

I'm not going anywhere near Hullys Hole in One the seas will probably dry up before I understand anything she says.

FFS Hully, I know you don't mean to be but you're so annoying sometimes

Of course she means to be! FFS.

But I love you. I wanted to share my wanterbottle of love with you.

wankerbottle more like

You are all twats FFS lol. And no better than a prozzie.

Ooo

perhaps there will be a fight after all.

interesting

Its like a circle of life.

Fart jokes = fight

Arses at dawn...

I am still smirking at that wanterbottle joke. I keep having to suppress an infantile snigger. I don't want to have to explain why

parrrpp

[old school]

Top Tip for you all. Don't google Parasite.

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