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AIBU?

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...to object to the sex on my lawn?

24 replies

pinkycheesy · 27/03/2010 19:05

...to be fair, it is the wild bunnies doing it...but still

My DS thought the girl was trying to carry the boy but he was a bit heavy for her....

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LynetteScavo · 27/03/2010 19:07

YANBU...I once didn't buy a house becuase of the wild bunnies on the lawn...and they weren't even having sex.

oldraver · 27/03/2010 19:08

We have big grey birdiespidgeons/doves that chase each other up and down mine and neighbouring roofs then shag on the aeriel

pinkycheesy · 27/03/2010 19:10

actually I think IABU. In a months time there will be a litter of cute baby bunnies again!

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cyb · 27/03/2010 19:11

we have randy squirrels

herbietea · 27/03/2010 19:11

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cyb · 27/03/2010 19:11

and shrieking shagging foxes

GetDownYouWillFall · 27/03/2010 19:12

I was about to put on my "shocked and appalled" face then.

salbysea · 27/03/2010 19:14

the sounds cows make when the bull is amongst them has to be the worst!

salbysea · 27/03/2010 19:14

(our garden used to be surrounded on 3 sides by a field, so they might as well have been at it in our garden)

bernadetteoflourdes · 27/03/2010 19:17

They wrecked our parterre dh used the 12 bore on the little fuckers, bloody nice pie though!

bernadetteoflourdes · 27/03/2010 19:18

just a joke I couldnt kill bunnykins[grin}

Neverchuckanokiaatthepm · 27/03/2010 19:21

I bloody would Bernadette or at least DH would he is a damn fine shot, betthey would make great canapes, ""louche lapin"

mabble · 27/03/2010 19:25

We had two cats going at it outside our front door..DH tripped over them on his way out and they gave him one of those cat looks and carried on like he was the one in the way.

bernadetteoflourdes · 27/03/2010 19:29

careful mabble I think neverchuckanokia will be back for you pussy, he is doing a lot of cooking on the Cunt Cube thread

Shaz10 · 27/03/2010 19:30

Are they at it like, erm, well...

4andnotout · 27/03/2010 19:33

Pigeons have to be the randiest of all creatures, there are always a shagging pair in the tree outside our village shop, puts me right off my wispa.

KerryMumbles · 27/03/2010 19:34

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cocolepew · 27/03/2010 19:37

I saw 2 woodlice hold hands earlier on.

Enough of the cunt already.

DidEinsteinsMum · 27/03/2010 19:41

Think it could be safe to say - spring has sprung.

nighbynight · 27/03/2010 20:14

Well I have got bl**y food moths shagging in my kitchen

bernadetteoflourdes · 27/03/2010 20:18

COULD FIT THE WOODLICE IN THE CUNT THREAD THHOUGH, There is always room for creepy crawlies

SpringHeeledJack · 27/03/2010 21:09

isn't Spring marvellous

all the cute little animals at it

Nymphadora · 27/03/2010 21:16

We had a frog orgy in the pond the other day dh said they were making frogs porn ....

southeastastra · 27/03/2010 21:22

squirrels shagging here

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