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AIBU?

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84 replies

BariatricObama · 23/03/2010 16:50

aren't you all so lucky to have me!

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PestoMonster · 23/03/2010 16:52

How long would it take to walk the lenght of the Great Wall of China?

Thank you

BariatricObama · 23/03/2010 16:53

depends how long your legs are

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abbierhodes · 23/03/2010 16:53

Why are flower petals soft? I'd really appreciate an answer to that if you could.

BariatricObama · 23/03/2010 16:54

so the bees and stuff can get to the insidey bit

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fruitshootsandheaves · 23/03/2010 16:54

who or what has got into my email and is sending links to a viagra website from it?

WhoIsAsking · 23/03/2010 16:54

What's this rash?

BariatricObama · 23/03/2010 16:54

viagra emails are part of life, like piles and paper cuts

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sarah293 · 23/03/2010 16:55

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PestoMonster · 23/03/2010 16:55

Well, they are about average length, I guess.

TrillianAstra · 23/03/2010 16:55

Will I win the lottery if I buy a ticket tomorrow?

BariatricObama · 23/03/2010 16:55

becuase they are teenage boys have 10 thumbs instead of fingers they are doing you a favour by not emptying it

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BariatricObama · 23/03/2010 16:56

trillian - no you won't

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KurriKurri · 23/03/2010 16:56

Where's my watch, and why do I keep losing it?

MaMight · 23/03/2010 16:56

Should I keep looking for pumps or will sandals do?

BariatricObama · 23/03/2010 16:57

pesto - about a week

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stealthsquiggle · 23/03/2010 16:57

Who has been stirring about me at school? I am not trusting anyone right now and would prefer to just not trust the guilty party.

BariatricObama · 23/03/2010 16:57

mamight - you need pumps
kurri you watch is in th ekitchen behind the washingup liquid

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PestoMonster · 23/03/2010 16:57
AnyFucker · 23/03/2010 16:58

will we have a good summer this year ?

BariatricObama · 23/03/2010 16:58

stealth - it is the sneaky looking woman with big tits

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BariatricObama · 23/03/2010 16:59

af - depends on your attitude, i will be having a good summer

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BariatricObama · 23/03/2010 16:59

whoisasking - tis viral (channels every gp in teh land)

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TrillianAstra · 23/03/2010 16:59

Is Ocado cheaper than Tesco?

BariatricObama · 23/03/2010 17:00

tesco is cheaper but only if you actually go to the store

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sarah293 · 23/03/2010 17:00

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