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maqsv · 19/03/2010 16:43

From a family member:

Dearest Friends and Family,

As you may know, G and I are about 3-6 weeks away from welcoming a new family member into our homes. We have had many offers to visit and help out and we appreciate that dearly; we will need all the help we can get! Also, I know many of you will want to just visit and see the new baby. G and I want to gently explain our needs so you understand. First, please understand our living situation; we live in a 2 bedroom, one bath home. Our home is also our office; we both work at home and currently work up to 40 hours a week and will need time away from guests to remain focused. Therefore, we will not be able to have visitors stay in our home for the first 3-6 months. However, we want each of you to feel welcome to visit S and meet the new family member so we have created clear roles we are comfortable with for you to freely fit yourself into:

  1. Visitors
These guests should mostly be interested in visiting the new baby and family and will not do a bunch of house work for the us. Please stay in a local hotel you are comfortable with. We are happy to give you a few local suggestions or please check with expedia.com and stay near __ if you want to be close by our home. Our daily home visiting hours will be 12pm-5pm.
  1. House Guests
These guests should be visiting in the first 3 months and their main concern should be on maintaining the flow of our home as it was prior to baby chaos. For example meal planning, grocery shopping, meal preparation, laundry, cleaning, dishes, small office tasks for G_, doggie walks, doggie feeding, cleaning up poo, running earns for G_ and baby and lastly there may be some baby time while mommy sleeps- feeding, changing, soothing, etc. These guests will need to stay in our home, sleep in the guest room/office and commit to being available for a minimum of 3 days at a time. Please we can only have one house guest at a time; we may be able to accommodate for a husband/wife team if both members of the party are willing to be active helpers and we have time to create sleeping arrangements. We have many weeks open in May and June for these dear family members. We would like ample time to plan, so if you are interested, please contact M__ or G_ right away.

We sincerely look forward to seeing you and hold no judgment at all whether you choose to be a ?visitor? or a ?house guest?.

Lots of Love,

M, G_ and new baby

Basic Needs of Mommy and Daddy while they learn how to parent:
? Meal planning
? grocery shopping
? meal preparation
? Laundry
? cleaning
? dishes
? General household organization
? Collect the mail, open it, set aside bills for M to pay, file invoices/paperwork
? Small office tasks for G like scanning, printing, filing
? Doggie stuff: daily walks, once a day feeding, clean up poop regularly, give lots of love- this may be hard on him
? Run earns for G and baby
? Calm baby while mommy sleeps- feeding, changing, soothing, etc.

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stripeyknickersspottysocks · 19/03/2010 18:06

x-post.

JeremyVile · 19/03/2010 18:08

MadamDeathStare - I think it already is...

lucasnorth · 19/03/2010 18:10

"mommy"
"2 bedroom home"
"able to accommodate for a ..."

I'm guessing that's why people guessed American?

Agree with those who think it must be a prank. Well, hope so anyway...

StewieGriffinsMom · 19/03/2010 18:13

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LilRedWG · 19/03/2010 18:14

Hmm - has the baby been given his/her instruction in-utero?

oldraver · 19/03/2010 18:14

Was this written by the 'elimination corner and table for the care of self' nutters people

DebiNewberry · 19/03/2010 18:21

Very funny - I did a v quick google, can't see it anywhere else JV? Can you link?

SpringHeeledJack · 19/03/2010 18:24
thisisnotwhoyouthink · 19/03/2010 18:28

Debi - I did the same after reading JV post!! I coulbt find it either - tried several excerpts as generally these things morph a little per circulation..

That said, I am but also a little I didnt think of it!! Have had "words" with my mother dearest wrt her descending on us after dc3's birth!

SnotBaby · 19/03/2010 18:28

LetThereBeRock - I love how she signs off with "Looking forward to the 26th!" I bet her guests are looking forward to it about as much as root canal surgery.

Angelcat666 · 19/03/2010 18:35

It probably is a wind up but I agree with LaurieFairyCake that they probably got the idea from mn

thedollshouse · 19/03/2010 18:52

Oh God Casserole - What uni was your dh at? I am worried that the couple you describe could be us.

activate · 19/03/2010 18:55

ROFL

that is hyterical funny

MrsPixie · 19/03/2010 18:56

absolutely PMSL

Rubyrubyruby · 19/03/2010 18:57

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thedollshouse · 19/03/2010 19:10

Casserole - Actually rereading your post we are not the couple you describe. I just get a bit paranoid because when ds was born we had to make it clear that visitors could not all descend at once and we are rather elusive when it comes to arranging gettogethers but we don't send out unsolicited details of our unavailability!

pantspantspants · 19/03/2010 19:42

How funny!

these people are in for a shock when no-one turns up to help.

If i received this I would arrive without authorization with bags the day baby arrives home and when asked about the letter I would just say " oh that thing, it was so OTT it had to be a joke right. I mean, you would never expect me to help you guys, fresh-faced new parents asking a tired long serving mummy to help?. To be honest I've only come for a little holiday away from DH and kids and well the baby was a good excuse"!

God lordy!

EggyAllenPoe · 19/03/2010 19:54

tee hee though i think this isn't unreasonable. certainly i had a lot of very unwelcome intrusion first time round and would have heartily told the lot of them to fuck off and leave me alone. Except, sadly, i missed my chance. I'd have got away with it as it would have thought to have been my hormones talking.

i heard of someone whos mum stayed with her and only allowed 1 visitor at a time..after a bit i saw why...

i think if anyone wants to draw up a visiting agreement similar to The United Nations charter, they ANBU

OrmRenewed · 19/03/2010 20:05

I can almost see the tumbleweed blowing through that house in the weeks following that baby's arrival.

I suspect they can stop worrying about crowd control right now.

addictedtothefirsttrimester · 19/03/2010 20:10

wow, they omited the pay details, i'm assuming they sent it to you by mistake and its actually an advert for a mothers help??

and i thought i may be being unreasonable by saying all and sundry can visit me in hospital but the first 3 days at home i want it just to be me dh and baby to get used to life then every one can visit again!

RealityIsWalking100K · 21/03/2010 12:52

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KimiGaveUpStarbucks4Lent · 21/03/2010 20:01

Who is going to tell the the difference between a baby and a business?

dawntigga · 22/03/2010 02:03

Don't you wish you could.

IDidMakePeopleWashUpButThereWereNoCleanCupsSoItWasThatOrGoWithoutTeaTiggaxx