To be overcome with guilt

[BalloonSlayer]

Guilt that I have neglected my feet.

My poor toes. . .

How could I have never treated them to some of these?

I feel terrible now.

shexy! lol

I don't know how you can sleep at night. If there were a SS for toes I'd be dialling them right now. I'm appalled, frankly.

OK - I am laughing, but a tiny part of me is saying they look rather nice

they are fouler than foul hahaha i would have to accept emancipation of my feet from me if i subjected them to these horrific "socks"

But surely it's unnatural to have your toes all splayed out anyway. Wouldn't it hurt?

You'd feel like this.

I bet you neglect your neck too.

Cow.

JackBauer! I want one of those. I need one.

I have a long neck and no discernible chin. I look like this feller.

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