In thinking God was making a cruel joke when he created grapes

[SwissCheeseIsHolyCheesus]

How can something so tasty have the consistency of a damn slug.

I have just spent the last few minutes dancing the dance of squeamishness and rage having stood on one in the kitchen, the damn things even look like slugs when they're squished on the floor, urgh!

It shows he has a sense of humour!!

Standing on slugs is yucky - I have done it once or twice - our old house used to get lots of slugs in it (or a few who really motored around at night making slug trails), and I quickly learned always to turn on the lights if I went downstairs at night!

No, their squishiness is neccessary for wine so I'm not going to complain there.

We get slugs here too, big buggers as well, hence the standing stock still looking like i'd had a pole rammed up me backside then moving onto the dance of squeam!

I once spotted a crowd of about 30 heading from the shed to the rabbit hutch !!

Hell yeah Eagle, I identify with that thread !!

Cider is made from apples and apples arent slimey !!

LOL!

My DD1 chewed up a slug when she was a toddler... she spat it out on the living room floor swiftly followed by chucking up on her own feet!

YABU. I love grapes and now I am going to think about slugs when I eat them and it is all your fault!

sorry SOH !!

OH MY GOD NANNYNOBNOBS !!!

Thats probably the worst thing i've ever read !!

It was so not nice. I had to clear the bits out of her mouth with my little finger.
She has always been a little fecker!

fuck sake, vom !

DH remembers eating a snail from the garden when he was a nipper (shell and all). His auntie bent down to him and said "what are you eating, dear?" He said he still remembers the look of horror on her face when he stuck his tongue out and said "shnail .....".

Have you ever tried lychees or rambutans even?. My ex used to refer to them as 'eyeball fruit'.....[yuck]

I have tried a lychee once. Once was enough- it gave me the impression of biting into a testicle. The texture was just indescribably horrid

always thought lychees were like eyeballs...

nannynobnobs - oh my word!
myfaceisatomato - oh no!

this thread has given me a fear of toddlers

OH NO!!

I have real slug phobia and now I won't be able to eat grapes!!

You Git