in being cross at the girl on the very crowded commuter-stuffed bus who decided to peel and eat a satsuma?

[MadameDefarge]

Two reasons I am pissed off at this. One is, I do think that eating something very odiferous in a confined public space is anti-social....there is no escape from it...(even healthy foods)

second, and I do know this shouldn't really come into it, but its an hour long bus journey for ds who has dyspraxia, and he has trouble with travel sickness AND is a supertaster....literally throws up in the presence of oranges being peeled and eaten. She was sitting right opposite him.

I saw how he was trying to control himself, but it was clear he wasn't going to make it. So I manage to get him off the bus, for him to throw up all overhimself, and poor wee lad has to walk 25 mins in the freezing cold without his top layer....

Possibly IABU.

Madame Has anyone said "ffs" yet ?

If not ......

ffs

yep count your aourcolytes still less than avatars oscars

vast majority said resoundingly yabu

but you did raise a giggle with your suggestions and bloody mindedness

she's probably out and about committing yet more fruit-related crimes

even when apparently in the wrong I see no reason not to poke fun at myself after a certain amount of biffing...

yep has been funny ole thread

Have you considered one of these

Mme Right, have read most of thread now. For the first time in my memory, you got a "FFFS", which I imagine means :

For fuckety fuck's sake

Therefore, I award you the MN AIBU certificate of merit, for services to enraging people online

claw - have you not considered the poo. Shurely more offensive than the satsuma ? (unless horse eats satsumas )

LOL sheer tenacity when completely wrong,thats worth a mention

hm, I think this is a bit more classy

Thank you Jamie, I shall treasure it...

Damn didnt think of that

maybe?

with a small urchin to sweep away the poo, natch.

ROFL. Hit the jackpot there, claw!

Genius claw !!

(I see you've been to Brighton- mini fan ?)

Madame, whether you are right or wrong, you have taken it all in good spirit, one of the best AIBU threads!

I prefer cock if in honest Jamie

im not in lol

I have come late to this thread, but it reminded me I used to work with a woman who was so allergic to citrus fruit that the smell could send her into anaphylactic shock. She had to carry an epi-pen everywhere but I always wondered how she coped with this type of situation.

I think it's fine to eat on public transport BTW, but I'd stop if asked for a reason like OP's son.

If it is only once a week, could you not give him a travel sickness pill? I have just discovered some fantastic ones in Boots that are smooth pastilles in a strawberry flavour that they chew.

Are you a mini fan......no i prefer....oh never mind, i thought it was funny

Way to kill a thread and you were doing so well Madame, 10 pages {hangs head in shame}

claw I don't understand .

me neither, do explain!

is mini a euphemism for fanjo?

like growler?