Fuck yes IABU

[fattybumbum]

...to be sitting here on my arse in front of the computer when I told DH to take the kids out so I could wash the kitchen floor. They'll be back soon and I haven't even hoovered it yet.

Please kick me up the virtual arse... please!!!!!

go now you lazy feck]
do it massively fast and then get back on here pdq

well seeing you asked,a kick up jacksie coming your way

Nope, still here...

Oy shift

Go on - see how quick you can do it then come straight back on here!

No! You sit there as long as you want!

It's what Jade Goodie would have done.

(The old reverse psychology!)

Have ya done it yet

Did It!
Now back again [sad addict]