to think my it would be OK to slide my finger up DP's bum to stop him from snoring

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Well it's not my DP. Just trying to advise a friend.

She's at her wits end with him constanly falling asleep on a Friday night.

he snores out of his bum??

I think I'd give those snore strips a go first before resorting to such desperate tactics..

I think she wants to give him a jolt. You know to wake him up.

stick a rolling pin up there, that'll work!

You woul reward him for snoring???

If she needs to stick it up his bum to stop him - it's not 'snoring' he's doing

Ppor sod is probably knackered at the end of the week... why doesn't she just buy a bottle of wine, some choc's, a girly DVD and enjoy the evening (with her hubby 'resting' & not wrestling the remote off of her!!...).

haha, great idea, i might try that next time DH falls asleep!! LMAO!!

spooky!!!

If I had have done that to XP I am sure he would have just taken it as some kind of invitation to go into "Randy cock with a man attached" mode all night.

I think I'd rather have the snoring TBH

wow it is mad in here!
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She's just sent a text 'Did it' and he then went wild and demanded she take off her PJ's and get down and dirty.

Her words, not mine!

result!! i am so not awake, i didnt realise this was your thread

lol hf, she isn't going out with my XP is she?

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