Its Friday night, my DP is snoring like a thing that snores and there are no bumsex threads

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How am i supposed to get my jollies now??

No argy bargy about depraived sexual practices? What is wrong with you girls?? Come on - someone google something...........

Are you hoping for Cleveland Steamer and that kind of thing?

dirty sanchez - oh at even joke - it makes me boke

um, funnily enough, no!! I was sort of hoping for something along the lines of "what do you think my DP will say if i slide my finger up his bum to stop him from snoring"

Ewwww yuk!! My dh been snoring all night on couch was really tempted to leave him there now he is here in bed with me snoring really loudly and hoging 2/3 of our super king size bed!!! Grrrr

any sexual depraved talk or otherwise will do!!

If you get threads when doing bumsex I sincerely advise you visit your doctor, my dear.

Cleveland Steamer???

I will if you will (stick my finger up his bum, that is!)

google it lunar - go on, i dare you

my dp snores like a mofo but I have never thought about anally assualting him to get him to stop. Not a bad idea though. See how he bloody likes it!

indeed - although i suspect my DP might quite like it

my DP is reading over my shoulder and getting excited

would he like me to stick my finger up his bum then??

can someone try it and let me know if it works?

Sorry- I just watched Embarrassing bodies- one guy with anal fistulae (shudder) and another with anal leakage..think I've had as much bum-info as I can take tonight! But you ladies carry on

Hmm the term 'lead balloon' comes to mind when I think of the potential reaction. Though somehow it's fine to attempt to put things up my bum. That is thankfully out of the question because of pregnancy piles, so I think he knows I would knock his teeth out if he even tried. Who would have thought piles have perks.

So, in the name of research............and the reaction was mmmmmmmmmm, ooohhhhh, niice, love you babes - hes snoring again

Blimey - you are not the only one

look here

Well, I'd offer to try it but
a) DH is not asleep
b) he's got his head so far up there I couldn't possibly fit my finger in too

Can you tell he's pissed me right off this evening?

hf128219 i am ever so slightly freaked out now - becuase i honest to god ddidnt know of that thread!!

Think he thought we only posted about nappies and boobs

ps he laughed at the offer and now thinks he is in tonite

silly rabbit

well, he can borrow my rabbit if you like its my third one, we kept leaving them under the bed afterwards and the fecking dog ate them!!

he is going to go to bed and pretend to snore really loudly

you know what to do then, very slowly slide next to him, take two fingers, and poke them up his NOSE!!

Lmao jooley

This thread is fab I'm so bummed I fell asleep!!