Porn Again

[midnightsbrokentoll]

Am I being unreasonable for getting upset that my husband keeps avoiding porn?

not at all

nope...but be wary if you find Carp Fishing Monthly hidden under the bed

Is he a Porn Again Christian?

No he is not a BAC but he is inordinately fond of the missionary position.

well jump on top of him woman!...he's not exactly going to push you off is he?

Tell him it's his duty to watch it or all those poor porn stars will have suffered for nothing...

I keep telling him, those girls are working long and hard and that it is his duty to follow their example.

by working long and hard?

I think you need to introduce some bestiality into your sexlife

That might perk up his porn-loving tendencies and turn him into a proper red-blooded male

at the moment, I am afraid you are living with someone who is other than a real man

so sorry

AF bestiality is a bit full on for a novice ..how about group therapy?...group sex therapy

perhaps, mcp

or maybe a bit of rape ?

that's always good for getting a red-blooded male response

You'd better not let Dittany hear you...I was going to suggest a spot of necrophilia. You know how guys like to crack open a cold one...

oh fuck...don't start with the munting thing, BOF

I feel ill

true true...a bit of non consentual sex always turns a real man on...or a gerbil up the jaxy.....uh oh..back to beastiality ..perhaps you were right all along...

I mentioned water sports once , so he got oy his snorkel.
Somebody mentioned space docking, what does that involve?

you don't want to know that, mbt