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Wish that people on MN would stop being offended by everything.

99 replies

pigletmania · 20/02/2010 23:18

Gosh you cant say anything at all on here without people being offended by any little thing, so you end up walking on eggshells thinking is a post that you have just written on here going to offend anybody so you dont post just in case. Would people stop being so precious!

OP posts:
GoddessInTheKitchen · 21/02/2010 01:53

(i like boo, its the last half of my rl nickname)

Mumcentreplus · 21/02/2010 01:57

so whats the nickname?...hariboo?...

BooHooMonkey · 21/02/2010 01:57

Are you challenging me to a duel? Do you bite thy thumb at me sir?

(I don't actually think you are a sir btw. And I like boo too, it's dd's nickname)

Are you ofenendeden by that?

BooHooMonkey · 21/02/2010 02:01

Mumcentre, my nickname may as well be hariboo - because i will chew you up and spit you out with the same regard I may pay to a cockroach if I was to find it wallowing in my lunch.

GoddessInTheKitchen · 21/02/2010 02:02

i am offendebibbled by that sir (i like the sir) and yes, a dual at high noon on the morrow

Mumcentreplus · 21/02/2010 02:03

Dont lie! you would swallow..

BooHooMonkey · 21/02/2010 02:03

Ooops x posts. Now I am very offended, my end has been offed.And I think I will go to bed.

Nighty night.

Mumcentreplus · 21/02/2010 02:04

ooh ooh..can I b the sir/lady who holds the weapons and conts to ten?...

Mumcentreplus · 21/02/2010 02:05

bluddy hell..that was supposed to be counts..damn this cheap white wine

BooHooMonkey · 21/02/2010 02:05

You can cont to whichever number you wish, you illiterate, numerical dumbo.

Mumcentreplus · 21/02/2010 02:08

hehehe...you are a lovely haribo chewing Monkey deep down in some crevice

GoddessInTheKitchen · 21/02/2010 02:09

you can be the 'fast lady' that wears a ruffled lacy red dress if you like....

boo we shall sleep off our drunkeness and see who can shoot straightest in the morn.
goodbye and goodnight sir

Mumcentreplus · 21/02/2010 02:10

thought she was leaving?? obviously finds my charms irresistable an that

BooHooMonkey · 21/02/2010 02:10

And may I add, you have a face like a boiled ham, and you would not be even mildly attractive if you were half as ugly as you are. Which is Very Very Ugly Indeed.

GoddessInTheKitchen · 21/02/2010 02:11

well you are wearing a ruffly red dress

Mumcentreplus · 21/02/2010 02:11

ta ta Monkey pants

BooHooMonkey · 21/02/2010 02:11

Yes really am going to bed now

Mumcentreplus · 21/02/2010 02:12

bluddy hell!!!..tries to remove pics

Mumcentreplus · 21/02/2010 02:13

have sweet ones and if you are lucky wet ones!!

GoddessInTheKitchen · 21/02/2010 02:14

sweet and wet whats?

GoddessInTheKitchen · 21/02/2010 02:15
Mumcentreplus · 21/02/2010 02:21

Dreams woman!..

lowenergylightbulb · 21/02/2010 07:41

Undertone 'cats-bum-everest' - genuius, utter genius!

I am going to use that term lots and lots from now on!

EdgarAllenSnow · 21/02/2010 08:01

the op has a point.

you post something innocuous, like your love of plastic baby tat, and some poor sod will then post at how offended they are due to some horrifically personal childhood incident involving the playschool multi storey car park and a duplo brick....thus hijacking said thread emotionally and leaving all further posters feeling incapable of expressing their shared love of said seemingly harmless items.

skihorse · 21/02/2010 08:28

YANBU - I've found it hard, having been out of the UK for 10 years to discover that some topics/phrases/words are now strictly taboo and the use/discussion of them will result in histronics.

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