To think that Dr Jessen from Embarrassing bodies is sexy and wouldent mind him looking up my Fanjo

[pigletmania]

Well he is , very sexy

Is he the one with the weird face?

nooooo

he has a weird centre parting and a plasticine face like outta Wallace and Gromit

to me he looks like one of the puppets in LazyTown

Ewwwwwwh no he is odd and sleazy and pretentious.

I'll fight you for him, Piglet. Not only can he look right up my fanjo, he can give it a little lick while he's down there.

ooooh yes Mrsschandenfreude he is lush yum yum yum

eww @ little lick

did anyone see Dr Christian of Christianville get a drubbing on Alan Titchmarsh this evening ??

do you mind I've just had my tea

fish pie

I don't think he'd be very interested in licking looking at fanjos though ladies. Only in a medical capacity....... (not the licking unless maybe doing a thrush taste test mmmm..... bready)

I really am about to throw up

Yes, he is gay!

you fancy a bit of bread sauce with that fish pie ?

yep definately gay ladies!
so is barney from How i met your mother aswell!

AnyFucker

Gay? Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

And there I was fantasising about my little lick from Dr J and a bit of light massage.

OH bother that ruined my Friday night fantasy! Ehm mine does not smell of fish thank you just washed in preparation for watcing Embarrassing bodies and my rampant rabbit whilst watching Dr Jessen of course.

YABVU

in capitals. Urgh.

piglet TMI!!!

ewwwwwwwwww no thanks

oh bloody hell, piglet...did you have to share that ???

whats TMI. cant believe he is only 32 thought that he was in his early 40's

TMI= Too much information

Really? He's younger than me? The years have not been kind to his face, but his body is amazing.

oh right ok, i was being no i honestly thought that he is quite fit for an older guy, he is the same age as me.

Is he the one with the awful stripey shirt. If so YABVVVVVVVU.