DH skid marks!!!

[trickyricki]

For Christmas I brought my DH new underwear to last him for the year. Over the past few weeks when sorting out the dirty wash i've noticed that his boxers are full of big brown skids!!!

I've never noticed this the 9 years I've been married, but it's now getting to the point where I want to approach him and talk about it because he's coming home from work and openly putting his boxers into the dirty wash, it's not even like he's embarrassed and trying to hide them!

AIBU?

Yuk, no. Tell him to sort his own pants out if he can't manage to wipe his arse properly.

Oh no! Just yuk!
I'm sure there was a similar thread a while back, I wonder what the outcome was there.
It was a few months ago though.

hmmmmm

I wouldn't mid if it was once in a blue moon but it's everyday! And it's not just a small stain, they're huge!

Gross! YANBU. Tell him to wipe properly!

Yuk! I'd want to say something but what?

Thinking about it, I'd buy some wet-wipe thingys, you know the moist andrex or whatever they are called and tell him I'd boughtr them to make sure we were all 'fresh' after going to the toilet.

He's due in at six so I'll be approaching him tonight!

YANBU. I have the same issue with my DH. I don't know what's wrong with him, I really despair. I have threatened to buy him a box of Kandoo and tell guests why we have it, but even that doesn't prompt him to do anything more than (apparently) a very cursory wipe.

He also leaves skiddies on the toilet pan, but I march him to the loo and force him to scrub them off now. Grrrrr!

Your first posts have been interesting rick.

pmsl

Must be all the Mcdonalds he eats

Can I suggest tongs for the laundry issue?

I would say something along the lines of "you filthy fucking bastard, it looks like a motorcross track in your undies, clean your act up or at least clean your arse up"

filthy fucker

God - that will be my son in 20 years time. He is 10, and has skidded since he was potty trained.
I have almost given up telling him to wipe his arse after the toilet, as he then tends to stash them away in some dark festering corner of his bedroom for weeks on end when I confront him (yet again) about it.

It's really disgusting, you should definitely talk to him about it - I have to say, I would find that a complete turn off if my dh did it!!
(That's a sick face btw!)
Perhaps you could withhold sex if he doesn't stop skidding and tell him why!! Might get his arse in gear...ehm...so to speak!

I confronted exP about it once. He was... er... quite hairy down there. He admitted that sometimes it's hard to get it all absolutely clean when your arse crack is like a jungle. I said that if he was ever in doubt, just fecking keep wiping!

Grossest story relating to this was from another male friend who had gone to a music festival, managed only a cursory wipe earlier in the day - which then dried and fused two clumps of pubic hair together. When he went to the loo again later, his turd was neatly chopped in half as it was extruded - like it would be if you used a similar attachment on an icing piping bag.

I know guys love talking about poo, but even by my robust standards this was TMI. He regrets telling me now because I always ask him whether he's wiped properly after he has exited public bathrooms.

My Dh is fanatical about his bum crack - he will use wet wipes after a poo and wipe and then apply cream. He says he gets a sore bum and at first I was a bit but I am v grateful I don't have to come across skidders in the laundry bin!

Oh lord Dh would love it if he knew I posted all that on here PMSL

cream ???

oh dear, that sounds a bit excessive

is he very anal about his bum-wiping ??

surely a daily shower is enough ???

I always but wipes and my ds's are well trained at using them.

Dh however not so well trained.

ROFL at the but wipes

ha ha

Oh MrPixie sounds a dream with his cream. I wasn't happy to find poo marks on our new cream bedding from my DH. So back to dark colours......

ewww at skids on the bed!