DH skid marks!!!

[trickyricki]

For Christmas I brought my DH new underwear to last him for the year. Over the past few weeks when sorting out the dirty wash i've noticed that his boxers are full of big brown skids!!!

I've never noticed this the 9 years I've been married, but it's now getting to the point where I want to approach him and talk about it because he's coming home from work and openly putting his boxers into the dirty wash, it's not even like he's embarrassed and trying to hide them!

AIBU?

MrPixie sounds like my brother.
Always carries wet wipes.

op disappeared??

oh lordy, introduce him to wet wipes. No man would get within 20 feet of me if he still hadn't mastered the art of cleanliness. Better still install a bidet (not just useful for washing socks in!!).

Undertone and MrsPixie
i just laughed TOO loudly at those two posts!

just act really really really overly concerned and start talking about going to the doctors for a check 'down there'!
if he's just lazy, he'll soon [ahem] 'clean up his act'

or send him for a "back, sack and crack"

that tends to solve the clinker problem

pmsl at this thread and scratchet perfect answer!

OP simple, tell him to wipe his arse or clean his own shit, literally and not in your washing machine. oh this is revolting I feel a little sick

My troll bell just went off.

who cares BBM

this is a funny thread, even if it is a trip-trap one

ah okay AF.

Why doesent she just dump the pants and buy black ones.

You can't see skid marks in those.

Throw out the offending articles and don't buy him any more.

"Throw out the offending articles and don't buy him any more. "

But what if he starts wearing her knickers instead!

Bigbadmummy- wouldn't it be better if she bought brown ones instead of black?

Kaloki

Tell him he has to wash them out by hand before they go in the wash...bet he will wipe with more care and attention..dirty wretch!

I think my ex might have been a candidate for wearing mine actually. The skidmarks are yet another thing I don't miss about him.

Send him to live on a naturist campsite - there will be no more washing for you then.

Oh I know it is really odd with my DH and his Bum cream, when I first got together with him I was like but it's funny what you get used to in a guy isn't it?

I feel sick thats a feeling sick sign btw.

Disgusting. Hand him a box of wet wipes, all his dirty boxers, and a spray bottle of laundry stain pre-wash.

I have a client who apparently has this issue. I hate treating her because when she lies face-down all I can smell is dirty bum. GAG!!!

Jacksmama - what the hell is your job? Does it require the client to be butt-naked?

LOL - no actually, I really prefer them to keep their clothes on! I am a chiropractor. So the fact that I can smell her dirty bum through (presumably) pants and trouser makes me gag even more. It's so bad I have actually put Vick's up my nose before treating her and I can still smell her!!

Yes, Jacksmama, what IS your job??? I'm intrigued.
Are you an osteopath?
I nearly farted on an osteopath once.

Shiney I remember you saying that on another thread and was {shock] - some people are truly disgusting.

One of our massage therapists has actually treated this client of mine (and of course her clients are naked), she said when she lifted the sheet to tuck it around the client's bum so she could work on her leg the smell nearly made her pass out. EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok..thats officially GROSS @ Jacks