To think if you are going to get a dog

[SpicedGerkin]

you get one that is not a glorified fucking rat looks like a dog?

I mean seriously if you want something small get a bloody guinea pig!

YANBU.

However you are being insulting towards rats, they are glorious little creatures. Compare the Yorkies to the Hamsters. Both evil imo.

YANBU

Can we also add to that 'You also take responsibility for it outside your own house'

Radical thought eh

SAN - Fair point i know not of pet rats, just the sewer type ones.

Would it be better if i said golorified flea ridden sewer rat?

Yes that would be better.

unfortunately the smaller the dog, the bigger the attitude - small dogs are often yappy, spiteful, biting, manic, unpredictable princess-pampered-diva type things

Whereas greyhounds on the other hand are:
graceful, gentle, docile, good with kids, don't bark, don't shed much hair, sleep a lot, don't need loads of exercise.

In short, greyhounds are great.

Well exactly getdown.

Unless of course your greyhound is allowed to roam free shiting and slobbering everwhere

even a greyhound's business smells of roses (well, maybe not!) but I always carry bags and clean up you'll be glad to hear.

Also - they don't slobber!