to wish my author DH wouldn't keep his underpantrs on in bed?

[BareBumGangWife]

He's obsessed with underpants.

Any help gratefully received.

Do you keep on your elasticated polyester trousers?

(What's being an author got to do with it?)

Take them off when he's asleep.

Or hide them all so he can never wear any?

maybe he has threadworms

Thread about a thread, Marine.

OP the only way to deal with this is to shuffle off your mortal coil

would it be ok if her were a builder?

Yes. But how did you know I wear the trousers?

He writes really shitey books and is a bit a foul tempered in the evenings.

Is it wrong that I no longer find his underpants that attractive?

I'm not surprised he wears underpants in bed if his wife calls his books shitey

Well really I think he is complaining about the elasticated polyester trousers. Or perhaps it's Restoration comedy.

I hope he removes his cricket box.

you're not the sleepwalking mner who tried to change her dh's nappy are you? coz if you are your dh wearning pants would be understandabke.