to want to spit my tea in the face of the woman doing my nails this morning when her DD

[BigBadMummy]

... asked for a Fruit Shoot?

because I nearly did. More through wanting to laugh than any kind of disgust.

It is the first time I have come across Fruit Shoots in RL since joining MN and it just made me laugh out loud.

When her DD then said she was hungry it was all I could do not so ask if they had an Greggs sausage rolls lying around.

yabu.

Sorry, the image that I have of you now made me splutter coffee over my keyboard. Instant coffee.

.........lol ok

yabu to be slurping tea while someone's doing your nails.

icedbum I know, it sounds wrong doesnt it?

In fact "getting my nails done" sounds really pompous. I bit them for 30+ years and having them bio-sculpture painted means I dont bite them anymore.

The lady that does them is a friend of a friend and lovely. She does it in her house and as I go at 8.30am she always makes me a cup of tea.

As I said, this wasnt a disgusted reaction it just made me laugh, and I couldn't spit my tea out or I would have to explain. I did nearly choked and I think I might have snorted out loud.

Ah well

But that's what real mumsnetters do, haven't you been reading the press?

Oh I see

I thought we only bullied on here.

Are we allowed to bully and be bitches in RL too?

bio-sculpture painted

things have moved on. when I was a young gal you used to paint this stuff on that if tasted made you vomit.