to have told my children that the andrex puppies

[iwastooearlytobeayummymummy]

had to be killed after filming each advert as they had learnt naughty habits and that no body would be able to retrain them?

rofl and pmsl yes you are that's downright cruel but has put a smile on my face

Noooooo that's cruel! I told mine they had to be sent to puppy school for retraining and that if they don't stop doing the same thing to the loo rolls, I'd send them to puppy school for retraining!!

why on earth would you do that?

charming.

did you also tell dc mum talks shite and tells fibs...

That's really nasty. Agree with Casmama - why would you do that?
It's not funny it's pretty warped actually.

Please say you'll tell them you're only joking?

Or perhaps you're winding us up? I hope so.