to think that my neighbours are being over the top?

[MadameMonkey]

This morning I got a phone cal from the counsel who said they'd had complants about noise levels from our house. Aparently, we offen play 'loud music until the early hours of the morning'. This is not true we had a party for my sons 18th last weekend and it was quite loud but we were only doing Abba karaoke which was a laugh. It wasnt even that loud.

We only have neighbours on one side as the other house is empty so it must be them whove complaned. They are old and quite stuck up. I'm furious with them and this afternoon I told them what I thought about them over the fense and asked them what teh hell there doing. Its not the first time theyve complaned either because weve had complants before about the noise. They said there going to call the police and thats not fair because I only gave back as good as i got.

AIBU?

I think the clues in the name madame monkey meself. Friday night and all.

Ladies, we have been punk'd as the phrase goes by thedevilwearsprimark (grrr!)

Pls see other thread on take a break crap tips for details.

Twas quite a good one though, better than the 'I let my two year old wear make up every day'.

Your poor neighbours, sounds like they have put up with criminal damage, noise distrbances and now your abuse. I would contact the police too.

Been in court already regarding your ASBO???? Sounds like you will be back again soon.

Again I'm not the op...

Monkey - This appears to be your first thread and your spelling is dreadful. Thus I dont believe you sorry!

i said/she said,i giv it,i take it blah blah

god almighty have you been sniffing lemsips your post reads a pisshead rant

oooh linky please WhoMoved

so you take ownership of that shite
nice
why the 2 names- are your pants on fire

zzzzzzzzzz

grow up.dont pass the buck on your daft thread

i have no desire to see it deleted.why would i

i dont favour mess censorship.you post it.you suck it up

ah ffs get a sense of humour scottishmummy

And maybe some anger management?

oh you are touchy!

I thought it was hilarious

it's also a real story

The woman is bloody mad.

you trawl the detritus of toilet journalism for ideas?

classy

is it life imitating art.or do you live like this

[can't be arsed emoticon]

Macauly and Chanelia... couldn't make it up could you?

its Pick Me Up, it must be true!

thought pick me up was gin,what's next sunday sport for bearded ladies/3 headed sheep/asbos in space

reproducing PMU is quite unique style of posting

It is getting tedious.

but as there is no bum sex thread I say thanks Pixie, twas obviously a wind up, but quite a funny one.

I never knew you could get Pick Me Up online!!! thanks for that thedevil, I get so bored of relying on the DM for my reminders that chavs are still going strong back in Blighty!

Love a good chav story for the factor!

Of course it is. Trolls need feeding: stay away.