Told the DDs (nearly 12 and 13) that I'd be palming them off on someone else for sunday night so DH and I can have a nice evening together.
DD2: 'I hope you'll use a condom if you are having some bed action'
Me: 'Being infertile I don't need condoms, also I'm too tired for that sort of thing'
DD1: 'you still need a condom to stop you getting STIs'
Me: 'Where would either dad or me got an STI from?'
DD1: 'Well chlamydia and AIDS don't have symptoms so you might have had them for ages'
DD2: 'you better get some just in case.'
Me:
Shall I write to the school and congratulate them?