to think if your husband had an INCH of nasal hair acting like a wind scok

[TheElephant]

out of his hooter.
youd say " oi h
sort the hair"

an inch! he could chew it

Depends if you were the kind of pervert person who fancied nose hair.

maybe that's what happens when you are married to an elephant

i couldnt take my EYES off it as he spoke

i think ( iirc) it was greying

ha they say men lose hair on their heads but it just grows everywhere else

I tend to give it a tug to remind DH that it's time to look out the nasal trimmers

i bought dh a nasal hair trimmer once
YEARS ago

Have you ever found a stray hair like this on your self - like a really long, mutant hair just sticking out of your cheek, neck, chest etc?? It's freaky!

PS - nasal trimmers VV good for giving your eye brows a quick/emergency tidy up.

I loathe long stragglers coming out of any orafice.

Like major ron Ferguson, he had a right pair of bushers

If his nose, which he can see in the mirror, was that bad did you check out what was coming out of his ears?

Lordy, he could probably tie it under his chin to keep warm

the defence rests

its NOT my h
oh noes

they are fab cyb - like they're searching out for sunlight

I hate nasal hair but even more so hate when they have odd long hair on their eyebrows. Dont their partners wives etc notice them."YOU DONT HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT" I'll stop shouting now.

mine gets his outer ears flapped with a flame at the barber

it can look quite pretty

I regularly pin dh down and attack him with my Tweezermans.

what, torched?

My DH has a random hair that grows out his left ear...I'm ready with the tweezers when appropriate!

actually when I think back...when I was younger I used a have an inch long blonde hair growing out of the middle of my forehead?? and I'm no blonde!!..lol

My DP "lets" me sort his nose hair out with nasal trimmers.
As a reward, he can pull out a freaky white hair on my collar bone!

(Aah, three years into the relationship and the romance is still very much alive...)