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(Dear IPOATthe Fourth, that a happy ending is altogether unlikely?

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Hullygully · 28/01/2010 12:09

Or not?

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Hullygully · 10/02/2010 10:11

Goodness! How, er, unusual he is.

The basket has bobbed nicely up to the landing stage. Shall we?

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GibbonInARibbon · 10/02/2010 10:12

hehe was it the super fast posting of it that gave me away?

Hullygully · 10/02/2010 10:13

I find I am increasingly baffled. Canst be the eggnog? Still don't understand dressing gowns and biscuits and now they throw Penis Dog at me..

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pagwatch · 10/02/2010 10:15
GibbonInARibbon · 10/02/2010 10:17

I am perpetually confused.

It becomes quite endearing after a time I am told

I must away

Hullygully · 10/02/2010 10:18

The Pobble who has no toes
Had once as many as we;
When they said "Some day you may lose them all;"
He replied "Fish, fiddle-de-dee!"
And his Aunt Jobiska made him drink
Lavender water tinged with pink,
For she said "The World in general knows
There's nothing so good for a Pobble's toes!"

The Pobble who has no toes
Swam across the Bristol Channel;
But before he set out he wrapped his nose
In a piece of scarlet flannel.
For his Aunt Jobiska said "No harm
Can come to his toes if his nose is warm;
And it's perfectly known that a Pobble's toes
Are safe, -- provided he minds his nose!"

The Pobble swam fast and well,
And when boats or ships came near him,
He tinkledy-blinkledy-winkled a bell,
So that all the world could hear him.
And all the Sailors and Admirals cried,
When they saw him nearing the further side -
"He has gone to fish for his Aunt Jobiska's
Runcible Cat with crimson whiskers!"

But before he touched the shore,
The shore of the Bristol Channel,
A sea-green porpoise carried away
His wrapper of scarlet flannel.
And when he came to observe his feet,
Formerly garnished with toes so neat,
His face at once became forlorn,
On perceiving that all his toes were gone!

And nobody ever knew,
From that dark day to the present,
Whoso had taken the Pobble's toes,
In a manner so far from pleasant.
Whether the shrimps, or crawfish grey,
Or crafty Mermaids stole them away -
Nobody knew: and nobody knows
How the Pobble was robbed of his twice five toes!

The Pobble who has no toes
Was placed in a friendly Bark,
And they rowed him back, and carried him up
To his Aunt Jobiska's Park.
And she made him a feast at his earnest wish
Of eggs and buttercups fried with fish, -
And she said "It's a fact the whole world knows,
That Pobbles are happier without their toes!"

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pagwatch · 10/02/2010 10:21

ahhhh

That reminds me of Miss lintons class circa 1970

[how lovely]

Umami · 10/02/2010 10:27

I wonder why his head is a penis and his tail is a penis and his penis is a penis but yet his feet are feet. What does it all mean?

I still don't understand dressing-gowns, but biscuits are just lovely biscuits, baked with love to share with you. Some sort of transubstantiation occurs via me eating them whilst MNing, which allows you to enjoy them also, out there in InternetLand.

Here is a bejewelled maharajah elephant in a dressing-gown, and why not.

Where are the semi-naked sweaty young men to carry our baggages?

shockers · 10/02/2010 10:28

He was still dancing to the flute of the Blue Baboon on the broad green leaves of the Crumpety Tree, last I heard.....

Hullygully · 10/02/2010 10:35

A visitor!

How charming!

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MadameDefarge · 10/02/2010 10:41

here is one, but he appears to have stumbled rather

pagwatch · 10/02/2010 10:41

That dog of Gibbons does have more penis' than one reasonably active dog could possibly make full use of. I wonder what he does of an evening?

how delightful! Do you have any pets with multiple appendages?

pagwatch · 10/02/2010 10:42
Hullygully · 10/02/2010 10:42
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MadameDefarge · 10/02/2010 10:50

oh, his friend has come to help him

Hullygully · 10/02/2010 10:54

"Red with a peperone"? Hmmmm. And strange language for India. How polyglot they have become!

(I bet you three, yay, three helpful bronzed young men that you can't get A to apologise)

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Hullygully · 10/02/2010 10:58

It doesn't count if you flatter her about prettiness.

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MadameDefarge · 10/02/2010 11:02

I was striving for the ironic paradox of her outer beauty and her inner monster...

Hullygully · 10/02/2010 11:18

Don't think she does ironic..

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shockers · 10/02/2010 11:40

Sorry for the intrusion but I'm a sucker for a Pobble.
Read through some of your thread with interest but still don't have a clue

Hullygully · 10/02/2010 12:07

Don't go shockers, nobody ever stays...

There is nothing to have a clue about, we just wander about like little will o the wisps being fanciful

Mimi, you owe me three bronzed men.

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MadameDefarge · 10/02/2010 12:12

here's two

and another

Enjoy!

Umami · 10/02/2010 12:12

I stayed.

Hullygully · 10/02/2010 12:15

How lovely! Thank you.

Funnily enough, Widow dear, I was going to except you, but I thought your longevity precluded it and you might be hurt to be still considered an incomer.

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Umami · 10/02/2010 12:16

And I come bearing three bronzed men, although they're not as burnished as they might be, and neither are they oily. And the middle feller has a bit of a potato head. But there's no disputing there are three of them.

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