to be delighted because after a 'MN' break I return to find this place has got swamped by even more pretentious, snobby, bitchy talk than ever before

[sevenkeystomysoul]

Haven't been here for over a year and have come back (in a different guise because I can't remember my old log in) only to get flamed on my very first post. Waayheeey, I'm home! Mumsnet, like an old pair of offensively smelly slippers that you can't help but keep putting on...

LOL, you've made me laugh a lot.

I can't speak for everyone else but I try to be kind in all my posts.

Here's a virtual hug x

I have not been here long but I will send you a hug before the flaming begins

awwww, have a hug, hope yu don't start itching

You are just out of practice, same old, same old...

Can we stop with the hugging already, I might have to leave again!

Hugs? so last year! we are blowing kisses at each other now.

XX

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don't go sevenkeystomysoul we need you...

Oh hun!!
Welcome back!!!

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Mongolia, so we haven't quite managed to get to arse kissing then?

The arse kissing emoticon is currently being developed from the very successful catbum

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "SMELLY"!!! Are you saying I do not wash? etc etc

Welcome back to the bear pit sister!

have one of these