to love the snobby pretentious bitch talk

[EleanoraBuntingCupcake]

and i quite like a good troll. Macchiato anyone?

I've never had a Macchiato.

you poor darling

no - sorry - coffee makes me itchy

I did have a Costalotta Creme Brulee Latte the other day though.

A bit of Columbian for me!
(coffee I mean!)
In a bone china cup of course, mugs are so nonU.

It is so liberating to have a place to express extreme snobiness and bitchiness

morphine makes me itchy. and codeine. and tramadol.

caffine however doesn't.

i'll have a very large americano. thanks. in a really big mug. with a nice ham panini. and a biscotti.

Ohh, I love a macchiato. Can I have a skinny one? And a skinny blueberry muffin aswell please?

Costa have creme brulee lattes? Why didn't anyone tell me?

a biscotti?

Its such fun to laugh at tho

snort @ biscotti

Costa ...the coffee sucks.or is that Starbucks? ..i love a good cappucino me

EBC - please dont snort your biscotti - could be quie painful!

Likey!

starbucks, costa? you lot are shite at the pretentious snobby bitch talk

Ack! Ponce alert!

Mine's an espresso.

With a piece of Scottish shortbread [bbiscuit]

that bbiscuit emoticon is shite too, makes a mockery of the bard

The coffee's not good in starbucks, it's really milky. Nero's is better, Costa serve it in tall glasses, right up to the brim so it makes a right mess if you are not really careful. Nice coffee though.

I know. Why didn't it work?

Do you think Netmums Burns Night emoticons function properly? I may have to investigate.

ok, i admit I hate coffee... anyone for Tea

I say, what fun! Let's go and larf at the plebs and chavs on netmums while moaning about our cleaners.

but i havent got one what do I do while you are all gone moaning about your cleaners, childminders, nannies, husbands etc etc etc