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hobnobsaremyfavourite · 25/01/2010 19:13

I was just about to find out how to get a girl baby without spending 5K at babiesrursifyouvegotenoughloot plc and I have to pop out to bloody swimming lessons and it's gone oh no what will I do ?????? Girls help me please (disclaimer I promise I don't work for the Daily Fail )

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cathclapshot · 25/01/2010 19:16

eh?

lambanana · 25/01/2010 19:16

dont understand?

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 25/01/2010 19:20

Did you miss the earlier thread about ....oh never mind it's disappeared now

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Flightattendant · 25/01/2010 19:22

Have you misplaced a thread?

shettles method or summat?

Flightattendant · 25/01/2010 19:23

ah crossed posts there.

I can give you a run through if you want!

BobbyTheBird · 25/01/2010 19:24

I saw the thread, has it gone?

Flightattendant · 25/01/2010 19:25

Basically girl baby sperm are slower but live longer, so you figure out when you are likely to ovulate then you stop having sex 2 or 3 days before it. the boy baby sperm will cark it and only girls will survive till egg pops out.

If you want a geezer though you don't have sex till the day before ov,. or the actual day or just after.

It should be under 'conception' if you go to 'topics' link at the top there ^^

HTH!

northernlurker · 25/01/2010 19:27

Oh it was an advert then?

Op - I can tell you how to get a 50% chance of a girl - when a man and a woman love each other very much.........

northernlurker · 25/01/2010 19:29

I have a big problem with that method FA - i know we didn't (ahem) hold back around ovulation so I should have at least one boy right? I have three girls......

Flightattendant · 25/01/2010 19:30

ah.

yes, well ahem.

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 25/01/2010 19:30

Sorry I was just gutted the thread had been pulled I haven't laughed so much in ages at the "helpful" suggestions sorry I was probably being a bit facetious but this place has been a bit barmy recently and it sure made me chuckle! I wonder why it was pulled?

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clam · 25/01/2010 19:32

Oh, has it gone? I was a bit naive and congratulated her! Then everyone started taking the mick and dropping hints about journalism etc.. Missed the rest.
Darn.

Casserole · 25/01/2010 20:22

The rest was fucking funny.

(Although that may just be self-promotion)

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 25/01/2010 20:26

It just made me giggle I men I have 3DS and 1DD and can't work out if it was the calpol or the dentinox that made the difference

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