To think that the recent spate of troll posts and deliberately provocative posts are actually ruining mumsnet

[lucyellensmummyisnotmad]

I love AIBU, i love a good barney same as the next guy but really, i haven't a clue what is sodding real anymore. I love the fun trolls, especially if they are clever. But when it is about sensitive subjects or just insulting our intelligence - its getting a bit much and i wonder if MNHQ should be considering some sort of control?

rofl Pag

NO! You just wouldn't stop feeding that house and look how big it grew. Gissa room.

Bibs psst, scratches do NOT make delicious meals.

I breastfed everyone indiscriminately, on buses, tubes anywhere, I'd whop em out and shove em in a gob. I should get a mansion.

We know about your, ahem, colourful past Hully dear.

ahh. If only it were past..

I want my big house. I have earned it.

Very well then. I'm having someone else's.

I have a medium sized house and medium sized breasts and breastfed each child for about 10 months. Does that help anyone?

No because you are snappish and impatient (altho trying a little Buddhism) whereas I am enlightened. So I get the next house.

Have mine, I only use one wing. You have to be nanny/wet nurse to my recent litter of Persian cats. I would let their mother do it but I show her you see and it makes her teats engorged and quite frankly she looks ugly all dripping and enlarged.

too late to retract pag, i am already envious merely at the description of pagtowers - evidently Breastmilk makes houses more desirable too.

WWC - the RCM a militant organisation?????
FFS - how wrong can you be!

Persians are absolutely ill-suited to nursing. I would be delighted to step in if you provide a wing. I would also require a velvet cushion to rest my outsize mammaries upon, and a manservant to stroke and soothe them when they are fevered

pixie love that wikipedia entry

if not hully, then who?

I breastfed twins for 7 months each and so of course that counts for 14

It is superb (the wiki entry) and yet undeveloped..

Do you have a large abode Jack? And lots of wong?

Then you must express for the cats. No milk. No deal.

Cushion can be supplied. The manservant hmmm I have a gardener that comes twice a week, he is rather old but keen?

no, just a humble shed, hully

unlike WWC I have no need of material things to make me happy and fulfilled