To expect 100% attention during foreplay?

[MrsSawdust]

This morning DH and I were getting a little fruity. I had been - ahem - pleasuring him under the duvet, then we were distracted by dd but he suggested we put her in front of the telly for a while and go back to bed. So, back in bed, he began pleasuring me with one hand.

Then I realised he had his fucking mobile phone in the other hand and was in the process of unlocking it.

DH is obsessed with his mobile (iPhone) and I've had to make a rule of no phones at mealtimes or he would play with it all the way through dinner too.

I said "oh my god", shoved his hand away and flounced out of the room. He followed me, quite apologetic but insisting that it was meant as a joke, albeit an unfunny one.

I'm still fuming.

AIBU?

What is this strange thing called foreplay?

That is so rude.

Go and have a nice bubble bath and sort yourself out. He can fuck off. (with his mobile)

im with pineapple, i bet they have a wanking app on the i phone, get him to use that!! have a nice bath - take your rabbit!! what a twunt!!

Mind you, i have to say, did you make him, um, well you know...........its just that if ever i am "pleasuring DP under the duvet", if i want his full attention myself i make sure he doesn't um, you know because being a typical man, all the ommmph comes out with the white stuff and he just wants to go to sleep, he will perform but half heartedly - the key is, get yours first!!! always!!

You should tell him where to stick his phone.

Lucyellensmummy, good question but no. The white stuff was still in the holding bay

lol - sometimes i even make myself feel queesy tis too early to be thinking about white stuff - you had a lucky escape

Can't help giggling at the idea of an app called iWank

times like this i wish i was a computor nerd, i could make a fortune

Really, you got upset by him having his phone whilst saying 'Get your kit off'

ThisIsTheOnlyForeplayKnownToTiggasAtTheMomentTiggaxx

secondcoming, I am amazed that sex was even on the cards whilst football was on! It wouldn't be in this house. Even talking is frowned upon!

Was getting down to business with DP in the living room and the tv was on in the background.

Half way through sex he shouted out the answer to a question on mastermind. Wouldn't have been so bad but the answer was wrong

I always like the news on while things are happening- amazing how interesting world events become.
I have never shouted out the answer to a quiz show.

DP reckons you can get vibrators you plug into the iPhone- perhaps this is the solution?

I can't advise though really- me and my iPhone also have form...

Bit of fun - but why?

My moment of shame

actually, my DP was fiddling and had entered whilst i was doing my sudoku the other night! I did put it down - when i had completed it