A couple of Alan Davies knob stories.
He and a girlfriend were invited to a star-pocked fancy dress party and turned up to find that every one else was dressed normally.
She took it well and he had an enormous tantrum which caused even more hilarity than his stupid outfit.
I don't know what to think. I'd be annoyed if that happened to me but apparently the trick was played because a lot of the guests genuinely did regard him as a self important knob.
The other one was when he was going out with Julia Sawalha and had yet another tantrum when her sister Nadia sold her wedding to OK or Hello without telling him and presumably got a better price because two celebs were going to be there.
It caused a huge rift between the sisters because Alan Davies felt 'used'. The rift has now healed because Julia has broken up him and I believe both sisters have repeatedly described him as a knob.
Again, annoying, but it's a bit self-regarding, isn't it?
After all, our own dear Queen didn't throw her toys out of her carriage when Peter Phillips did the same thing with his wedding photos.