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To think we should have finished off the Queen of Huns?

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Hullygully · 18/01/2010 18:01

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LeonieDuchessOfAvon · 28/01/2010 09:13

Umami, time is of no consequence in this 'all of the fantazzies...

Mam'selle 'ully, you may 'ave a parrt in a sedate quadrille with my 'usband Justin.

But you are not to ride off with 'im ventre-a-terre!

Mme Gibbon, why, 'ere is dear Marcus to delight your eye and fever your brow

LeonieDuchessOfAvon · 28/01/2010 09:18
PrincessFiorimonde · 28/01/2010 09:32

Just looked in for a twirl limp around the dance floor.

Happy waltzing, you wenches!

GibbonInARibbon · 28/01/2010 09:42

(I have admired Mr Depp for many a year I do like an alternative sort of chap )

Marcus!

Hullygully · 28/01/2010 09:44

Hoh yes to Lord Gregory, mayhap he might attend my fevered brow after I have had a whirl with Avon.

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MadameDefarge · 28/01/2010 09:46

Mitts off Miles, He's mine! I hear he garnered a great fortune in India and is a huge nabob....

and I do prefer something a little more manly

Hullygully · 28/01/2010 09:47

Ah, Your Dukeship, I would be honoured to partake in a cotillon with you.

Oh Gibbon, I see Marcus dances as roughly as he looks. You are quite flushed.

Who does the Widow dance with? And Duchess Avon?

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Hullygully · 28/01/2010 09:50
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Hullygully · 28/01/2010 09:52
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Hullygully · 28/01/2010 09:53
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MadameDefarge · 28/01/2010 09:53

my dear, with his fortune, I'd lend him my own dresses!

Hullygully · 28/01/2010 09:54

Very well, Mimi. How does his nabob? I trust it doesn't disappoint?

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MadameDefarge · 28/01/2010 09:56

but who is that dark stranger approaching the pavillion?

pagwatch · 28/01/2010 09:56

Ahhh, these gentlemen are all very well ladies but my beau cuts a discreet dash and has such an interesting manner when we play our little futuristic role play charades

MadameDefarge · 28/01/2010 09:58

MmePaggy! He is indeed a fine figure of a man...I could well imagine brooding manliness and abrupt manner being fatal for a young girl's heart!

CaptainDarcyCasuabonHenchard · 28/01/2010 10:01
pagwatch · 28/01/2010 10:01

ahhh.

I suppose I should ask him his name

I think he said Lord Gene of Huntingdonshire. But it was unclear as we were at a crucial stage of our role play and it sounded a little like ooohhhgufffnuggg.

I shall enquire once more. ( when he awakens)

pagwatch · 28/01/2010 10:04
Hullygully · 28/01/2010 10:12
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MadameDefarge · 28/01/2010 10:15

Pah! As you are all determined I shall not have my Miles, I shall take a turn about the hothouse with Mr Beaumaris, and admire the peaches and pineapples...

LeonieDuchessOfAvon · 28/01/2010 10:16

Mam'selle 'ully! I now take Avon back, for 'e is mine! And I must finish zis thread with 'im.

Brandishes Looks daggers.

Hullygully · 28/01/2010 10:17

But who is this approaching? He looks familiar and yet utterly changed! Canst be? Is it possible Mr Rochester that you have visited LA whilst so long away? Mr Rochester renewed

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Hullygully · 28/01/2010 10:19

Dear Leonie, pray hand over Miles to Mimi if you have Avon back as she hankers most dreadfully for his tender haunch.

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MadameDefarge · 28/01/2010 10:20

the woman is obsessed!

But did no one notice the swarthy gentlemen I pointed out a few posts a ago? I thought there might be some kind of reunion for Mme Umami, but 'tis up to her....

Hullygully · 28/01/2010 10:22
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