To think we should have finished off the Queen of Huns?

[Hullygully]

Hully, yes indeed.
I know what you mean. Sometimes it all feels a step out of tune and you wonder what everyones motivation is. I have sisters like that too.

I however am very straight forward.

James - I have! I know, but I've never been v good at the human bit..stiff upper and all that.

Oi speaks as oi finds.

I would pesoom (I am sorry if I'm barking up the wrong tree), that your friend feels a leetle bit important for knowing something you don't know, and likes the drama.

Remember I have a Psychology degree (and many majorette medals)

Goodmorning handsome he/she type God.
May I twirl your beard a little? I am a handmaiden of some local note.

Better she not say anything Hully, all she has done is left you wondering what this other friend (X) has done and if it's something you should be worried about.

Do you think she is trying to be helpful or trying to be enigmatic and elusive to get you thinking?

My friend that gets me is someone I have known over 20 years and is very passive aggressive. I always end up stabbing my lunch and ordering more wine.

Pag - yes (not to sisters bit, I have one but she is so straightforward she is a Roman road or some better simile). I am v straightforward too. And I like pleasantness. I want peopel to be pleasant, they can be shallow, as long as they're pleasant.

I am your gal. Shallow but pleasant could be stamped on my arse.

Ah we immortals now? Ooooooh, goody! Now I can murder people in numerous delicious ways without it being frowned upon by society!

some people just thrive on drama and intrigue.

James - of course, I had almost forgot the majorette medals. You should wear them all shiny and a-jangle on your thighs.

(I don't think she does want to feel superior. But at least now I know why I am cross, it's because I can't work out her motivations. Normally, even without a psychology degree OR majorette medals, I am quite good at it)

We are indeed imortal.

I am not sure why I am imortal as I am only a handmaiden. I assume the Gods bestowed it upon me because of my deftness in ass milking

< executes a perfect horizontal windmill, twirls round, showing frilly panties>

I am adept at the pom-pom too.

I have a medal for Poise and Personality (my mother thereafter said I had a poison personality - arf arf)

ROFL at Hully.
Dances with Ponder

If you weren't immortal, we goddesses would have to keep getting new handmaidens, which would be such a bore!

Must go and make food for my offspring to pull faces about

ooer. that rhymes and everything

[sigh]
yes supper making calls. Goats to slaughter and all that....

pag - very belatedly...is it sore nips or cracked nips??