To have the hump with DP

[lucyellensmumagain]

Because he was working all day, well chatting up a client all day, which defeated the object of the day and has only just got home. Having stopped off at sainsbury for pizzas and a packet of sweets for DD...............he had the barefaced cheek to pitch up with NO BOTTLE OF WINE for me!!!

I've really a mind to send him back out to buy one!!!

Send him back out now .....

send him out for two! And choccies

Actually, while he's there can he get me a creme egg?

I read the title wrong though you were asking if you should 'hump' him.

some chips and curry sauce if hes passing the chippy.an a can o ginger too

Oh, yeah, and can he see if they've got any pickled eggs?

three pickled onions please

sm, do you want to split a pastie?

Aw poor blokey can't you go?!!

aye a pastie i curry sauce.mmmm

Oh, its nice to see my plight being taken so seriously!!!

almostreal if that was the thread title, what do you think his chances are tonight????

i reckon you'd bang like a barn door for a takeaway

what sort of suggestion is THAT compo? no, of course i wont can't go!!

Actually, i can't - i can't drive and DD at home, and i have actually resolved not to BUY anymore wine - so you see, it has to be a gift!

Actually lucy, if his chances are good, can you get him to wash his hands before he goes to the chippie?

Send the fecker back out now!!

are you trying to say that im anything less than immaculately clean tethersend?

Apologies for stupid idea

you could leave dd to go out though if you really wanted to

tsk. does the man not think??

It's not you I'm worried about, lucy

pizza was vile, a nice glass of red would have made it palatable, have cup of tea now and i think i might just put on a face pack, put my hair in rollers and steal DDs malteasers

lucyellen.... I love your logic about wine only counting if it is a gift. Therefore if Dh gets me G&B Butterscotch out of the cupboard it would be rude not to eat it!-Despite me being on a diet I would have to say what a lovely thought, I'll have that with the wine that doesn't count (because you got it) when I watch CSI NY in half an hour!!!

yep, thats about the size of it upahill and can be applied to food as well as alcohol

It doesn't count if its a gift

It doesn't count if its off someone elses plate

if its BOGOF it doesn't count if you eat/drink the free one

if its half price, well then it only counts half

But G&B doesn't count anyway because its posh so its not junkfood!