to want to talk to 100 on here and not to be bothered to get round to emailing her?

[FrannyandZooey]

i honestly haven't been on, you know - only the last say week or two i have popped on a bit
well maybe the last month
once or twice
a day

what about you? have missed you

i never believed in lurkers either - wasn't it dull?

Hello Bunny - how's it going? Are you totally settled back now?

i don't know who johnny is

ducky i know your name though
did you email me?
i love it when lurkers email me

I didn't know either I was bluffing.

I am lost with the lurkers

never mind

this is so lovely just gentle chit chat

oh God there was once a thread titled something like "tell us a secret about another MNer" and I said that X's dh wanted her to stick her finger up his bum only it WASN'T X it was someone else and I'd got muddled up and then i apologised on the board and X was v v furious and I had ot pay for CAT to say soz again as I daren't reprieve on the board

I wanted to play the "guess who i am" game

"i like fisting"

Yep, all settled now thanks Boco. More or less. Hope you are ok.

I'm too tired and ill to concentrate on circus themed brothels so I will love you and leave you. Lovely to see you, fruity ones. Night night, Bitches.

oh god

"jsut nice gentle chit chat"

followed by me posting about fingers in bottoms and fistging

mamag

arf arf arf

Just popping in to say hello and happy new year to all and 100x

quattro how you doin'?

Good thanks BALD - well apart from the too much to do too little time schtick - you?

Things are going swimmmingly ta

Time, schmime, quattro

you are not going lie on yer deathbed and think gawd I wish I'd not looked and larfed at that 10 yrs of MN thread

[deep]

where's Guad?

i want to tell you all about my posh tea experience
ds2 keeps waking up so it may get garbled
we went to Kensington Palace for posh tea and there was a themed tea which was what debutantes would have had in 1952 or something
well what with posh teas and debutantes i obviously thought of you all
and was pretending to be debutante having the tea (without telling dp of course as he would not understand)
well it came and it was TEENY little tea
i was expecting posh tea extravaganza like me and Guad and Tatties had
but was like the most MINIATURE vol au vent and 2 bits of pineapple on a stick and about 3 little sandwiches
so i went away hungry

anyway
they have an outdoor toilet, well you have to go out of the cafe and round the corner and there's a lock on the door and one of those number things you have to press
so i went to ask the waiter where the toilet was except i was pretending to be a debutante so i said 'lavatory'
and he said "WHAT?" and i said "LAVATORY"
which is probably not even what debutantes would say but still
so he told me about the lock and said i had to put the code in
and the code was 'ten ten'
at which point i snorted

Lol Franny, it's a sign.
Debutantes probably would have said 'powder room' I reckon.

Not spoken to guad for ages but did see her new house and it's lovely.

at least the number wasn't number 2

heh heh heh

Well, this did get unusual.

i dont knwo who any of these peopel are

holy moly ron you were up early

ron what on earth were you doing on here at 3.28
i can't change my image of you to someone who comes down in their dressing gown and probably raids the fridge before compulsively MNing in the dark

Boco so you went to Guad's house and looked round but didn't speak to her? that must have freaked her out a bit
don't do it to me i would be scared

100 i had NEWS did you see my NEWS [needy]
they said it wasn't news because i wasn't pregnant
i can't be pregnant all the time

you know these brothels you run Bee

they never seem to have any CUSTOMERS do they
we must be the least successful prostitutes ever

i still want to know who JohnnyTwoHats was
i thought it might be aitch
NDP called her g'ski which i don't get

ron half these people are VEGGERS
you don't lurk on the fruit loop thread enough obviously

right i have searched and now Know
you miss a lot when you don't live here any more

i had another thing to tell all veggers! we went to this incredible supermarket place which was just healthy and nice food! i have never seen anything like it! dp says i was just walking around with my jaw hanging down
it was called whole foods market and is in the kensington high street and they have this HUGE salad bar filled with every kind of raw veg you can think of, then every kind of cooked grain eg millet, quinoa, all kinds of rice, then made up salads but instead of slimy coleslaw with saliva type dressing they were really GOOD and FRESH and TASTY
unbelievable
and sprouted beans, and seeds, and balsamic vinegar and stuff to add on
it went on and on and on, it was like an enormous 10/10 banquet

and then you go downstairs and it has every kind of nice chocolate you can think of, and loads you have never tried! and all organic! shelves of it! and aisles of baby wipes without crap in them! and and and and a cheese counter! and bread! and other stuff! and i had to be escorted off the premises by dp with my mouth still open because i would have bankrupted us otherwise! i have never seen anything like it, but the mad thing is, ALL supermarkets should be like that, full of nice fresh food that you would really love to eat, and the reality is so different and it has taken me 38 years to see this one shop full of good stuff, it is extraordinary

so there you are [breathless]