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AIBU?

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to want to talk to 100 on here and not to be bothered to get round to emailing her?

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FrannyandZooey · 16/01/2010 18:49

i honestly haven't been on, you know - only the last say week or two i have popped on a bit
well maybe the last month
once or twice
a day

what about you? have missed you

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duckyfuzz · 16/01/2010 22:18

I can juggle a bit, enough to impress DTs anyway, it makes thenm eat more fruit if it has been badly juggled beforehand

Boco · 16/01/2010 22:18

I have a friend who has a violently furious reaction to juggling or any mention of juggling. She rants about it.

I can do gingham but can I swap my flute for an accordian? I've always wanted to play the accordian.

BBBee · 16/01/2010 22:18

none of us can juggle but that is a selling point of the brothel circus.

BoysAreLikeDogs · 16/01/2010 22:19

(@)(@)

FrannyandZooey · 16/01/2010 22:19

Bee you said you were pretending not to have had enlargements, we were just being polite

bibbity i did go cold turkey it smarted a bit for a few weeks but then was ok
yes i would like to live on here again please, if it was like this all day i would

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BBBee · 16/01/2010 22:19

no you can't have an accordian - this is a brothel for christ sake - you might end up playing it naked and have a mishap.

FrannyandZooey · 16/01/2010 22:20
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Boco · 16/01/2010 22:21

Well can i have a really small one if i promise not to play it naked?

FrannyandZooey · 16/01/2010 22:21

a brothel? i thought it was a circus
and you said i DID have clothes on
i'm not appearing naked on a unicycle
think of the lurkers

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BoysAreLikeDogs · 16/01/2010 22:22

oh lol

Boco · 16/01/2010 22:22

duckyfuzz were you ever a vegger? The combination of juggling and fruit is making me wonder....

FrannyandZooey · 16/01/2010 22:23

there was that mango juggling thread once

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Boco · 16/01/2010 22:23

bee turns everything into a brothel.
I think she's doing her phd in turning stuff into brothels.

BecauseImWorthIt · 16/01/2010 22:24

Space time continuum phenomenon was never solved, sadly!

Am liking the image of Franny ...

NomDePlume · 16/01/2010 22:24

think of the saddle

SuperBunny · 16/01/2010 22:25

Ahh, a brothel. I knew the veggers'd be in here.

BBBee · 16/01/2010 22:28

well we are so good at brothels because we can do the thing where the delievery boy falls in love with boco and the crying on the bike thing.

you are naked franny. sorry, but you are. it is a circus themed brothel, sometimes when we are low on funds it is a brothel themed circus. we are feminisnts and the tiger is our protector. we are like warriors travelling from town to town.

BBBee · 16/01/2010 22:29

and i didn't really run off with all your money and have a breast job - it was a, erm, hormone surge. stop staring!

JohnnyTwoHats · 16/01/2010 22:31

hello all!
franny i don't know why you object to gingham, Judy Garland wore it in The Wizard of oz and she looked positively Not In Any Way Odd.

JohnnyTwoHats · 16/01/2010 22:32

BB- badly tattooed Lovely areola.

duckyfuzz · 16/01/2010 22:33

boco I have always been a veggie lurker, it seemed rude to intrude really, until tonight...

NomDePlume · 16/01/2010 22:33

wotcha g'ski

JohnnyTwoHats · 16/01/2010 22:35

am i so easily recognised?

Boco · 16/01/2010 22:36

REally Ducky? Franny always said there were lurkers but I didn't believe. Did you think we were all fruit loops? Were you never tempted to just LIST what you'd eaten?

Boco · 16/01/2010 22:38

No matter how many hats you wear...always know it's you

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