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to want to talk to 100 on here and not to be bothered to get round to emailing her?

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FrannyandZooey · 16/01/2010 18:49

i honestly haven't been on, you know - only the last say week or two i have popped on a bit
well maybe the last month
once or twice
a day

what about you? have missed you

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BBBee · 16/01/2010 22:03

extending the wankery? to what? is this a circus themed brothel? again?

FrannyandZooey · 16/01/2010 22:03

soooooo, it was someone who likes eating BISCUITS was it
i see

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Boco · 16/01/2010 22:04

Hello Biwi! I read your space time gap thread the other day and it made me laugh a lot. Did tech ever solve it?

FrannyandZooey · 16/01/2010 22:05

can we get on the unicycles now? can i have a whip? again?

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NomDePlume · 16/01/2010 22:06

I feel lost again

Bloody arsing moldies

FrannyandZooey · 16/01/2010 22:08
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foxinsocks · 16/01/2010 22:09

I meant to say earlier how nice it was to see NdP round these parts again

FrannyandZooey · 16/01/2010 22:11

so are all you lot on here regularly, or are you lurking regularly, or is it just the sheerest fortuitousness that we are all here right now, together again?

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BoysAreLikeDogs · 16/01/2010 22:11

yy that space time thing was HILARIOUS

gawd

arf

BBBee · 16/01/2010 22:11

yes - you can have a whip and a tiger. i have a cigar and huge breasts. boco wears gingham and plays a flute. there is a man who delievers bread and i am in love with him.

NomDePlume · 16/01/2010 22:12

i'd love a go on a unicycle

Hiya BIWI

I went on the Spa thread and all I could see was that onebat had accidentally named herself after a Nazi war criminal. Presumably no-one on here is really a Nazi war criminal in RL.

[stream of consciousness]

BoysAreLikeDogs · 16/01/2010 22:12

lurking like mad but have posted heaps today franny

BBBee · 16/01/2010 22:12

i am NEVER on here and when i am i always post. i am far too arrogant to simply lurk. I am supposed to be writing a chapter on methodology.....

BoysAreLikeDogs · 16/01/2010 22:13

Nom I am liking your stream

NomDePlume · 16/01/2010 22:13

how vwey nice of you to say so foxy. I have been here all the time. I was incognito for a bit but no-one recognised my rapier wit

BoysAreLikeDogs · 16/01/2010 22:13

Bee methodology for what mate?

BBBee · 16/01/2010 22:13

(there are only 2 unicycles - but you can sit on each others shoulders)

BBBee · 16/01/2010 22:14

well mainly methodology about me being a pretentious tosser, but partly for my PhD.

FrannyandZooey · 16/01/2010 22:15

no-one is getting on my shoulders
i have the tiger on MY shoulders
how come boco gets the gingham? can i have a big cigar?

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bibbitybobbityhat · 16/01/2010 22:15

Franny - did you go cold turkey? Are you being suckered back in??

foxinsocks · 16/01/2010 22:15

lol

I think I spot people all the time (but you never want to say to someone - it's you isn't it, it's NdP and they go 'what the fuck are you on about'. You are quite forthright and down to earth I think which is a rarity on here (strangely)!)

NomDePlume · 16/01/2010 22:15

a sort of mobile oldies totem. I like it.

Can anyone juggle ? My mum can, I can't

Boco · 16/01/2010 22:15

Not been on for ages but lurking lately. Haven't posted as havne't recognised anyone or had anything useful to say.

Hmph, having the name of a nazi war criminal not that bad, not as bad as outing someone.

BoysAreLikeDogs · 16/01/2010 22:16

No I can't juggle

but I can catch exceptionlly well with my left hand

I am right handed

BBBee · 16/01/2010 22:17

right so to recap - franny is on a unicycle with a tiger on her shoulders wearing only a top hat and fishnets. boco has gingham and a cigar but is an undercover nazi wr criminal and I HAVE ENORMOUS BREASTS THAT YOU ARE ALL IGNORING AND THEY COST A FORTUNE!

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