To have forced my DS to wear tights until he was 37?

[WrackedWithGuilt]

I feel so guilty and a bit anxious. I made my DS wear tights until he was 37 in case he got cold, and now he walks about saying, "Shut that door," and, "Ooo get you," and looks at other boys queerly. Did I do something wrong?

Dont worry. At least he's not a breeder.

no not at all. dh still wears tights on exercise (issue long johns aren't warm enough) and he's 38 next months.

and shutting the door is known to keep the cold out too...

v. sensible. imvho.

Oh thank you. You are so kind. And especially for not pointing out my supoerfluous "W." Do you think he'll grow out of it?

gosh, why would he want to?

all dh's friends love him to bits. male bonding is a wonderful thing, and so prevalent in a military community.

He may start putting them on his head, then you'll wreally need to start worrying

Theeth no need for thath

Leclerc, my ds isn't military though. He is an exotic dancer. Is that all right?

well, technically it depends on what you think the etymology of the word is lol... (can see both pov)

but we can talk tights if you like.

oops, x post.

i think all exotic dancers should wear tights tbh. i can't bear all that wobbling naked flesh. a little lycra helps keep it all under control. i think he's made the right decision.

At least loves his mother.....

YANBU as long as you remind him to keep his scrotum powdered at all times.
Chaffing in a grown male could be disasterous

OMG - not the same pair, surely?

He must change them regularly, and make him wear ones with a cotton gusset.

Oh, John Lewis have a lovely selection if he gets tired of the same old fishnet, seamed variety.

HTH.

This sort of thing makes me so angry.

You were right Hully, making babies where tights ultimately makes them a danger to society.

Have you thought about hosting your own phone in daytime TV programme where you could spout a load of shit inform the masses of your views?

They won't let me.