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It is not a sodding 'Expresso'

282 replies

TheDevilWearsPrimark · 14/01/2010 15:47

Oh this makes me irrationally angry.

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ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight · 14/01/2010 17:59

And people who used to ask for an expresso coffee and get the arse when it was all tiny. Even when I could see they wanted a cup of coffee and tried to politely warn them.

coffeeinbed · 14/01/2010 18:00

YANBU.
Drives me bonkers.

ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight · 14/01/2010 18:04

What's a 'kweetchie'? Cannot for the life of me work it out.

Madascheese · 14/01/2010 18:04

Y.A.N.B.U
End of

breathes

MissWooWoo · 14/01/2010 18:05

Eh? why isn't it an expresso? what should it be? I've had a shit afternoon, I'm fucked off and now I can't even work out what this thread is about.

why not an expresso?

MissWooWoo · 14/01/2010 18:06

p.s. I think Im actually going to cry!

OtterInaSkoda · 14/01/2010 18:07

Tis a keesh quiche.
I remember people getting terribly uppity about how we were ripping them off with teensy cups of coffee. Wonder if people still get upset now?

MissWooWoo · 14/01/2010 18:08

p.p.s I am crying!

ffs!

MadameMoe · 14/01/2010 18:09

MissWooWoo don't cry! It's espresso not expresso, that's all.

DelGirl · 14/01/2010 18:11

don't take it too seriously, tis only a jokey thread we're all just teasing i'm sure.

TheHeathenOfSuburbia · 14/01/2010 18:12

(MissWooWoo, have a sit down and a cup of... tea is probably best. It's just; espresso not expresso.)

I remember in Belfast, ooh, 20 years ago, 'expresso' meant 'fancy foreign coffee', and if you asked for an expresso in a cafe you would get a cappucino. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, DWP!

lambethlil · 14/01/2010 18:13

It's French innit?

MissWooWoo · 14/01/2010 18:15

isn't expresso just the translation of espresso though? (sorry to come across all Jade Goody)

OtterInaSkoda · 14/01/2010 18:15

Expresso is an anglicization. Nowhere near as big a deal imo as bruschetta, but that's only an issue should I order some and the waiter correct me, like I'm the ignorant one.

Having said that I would feel a bit of a knob ordering a panino. Why is that?

MissWooWoo · 14/01/2010 18:16

espresso is not asseptable!

TheHeathenOfSuburbia · 14/01/2010 18:18

Yes, and I always feel like a tit trying to ask for hhhhhhhhhhoritho at the deli, so I say chor-eez-o. I'm not Spanish, I don't speak Spanish, and the Waitrose lady doesn't want phlegm on her so it's all good.

OtterInaSkoda · 14/01/2010 18:20

TheHeathenOfSuburbia - not just in Ireland. I have a feeling an espresso meant frothy coffee/cappuccino back when they had coffee bars in the 60s. I'm sure my mum told me that.

Caused no end of fuss in about 1990 when un-Italian places started getting espresso machines - people got terribly excited and nostalgic and then disappointed at being presented with a fairy-sized cup of the (other) black stuff.

OtterInaSkoda · 14/01/2010 18:21

That's the ticket, WooWoo.

MissWooWoo · 14/01/2010 18:24

yes, pmsl at own wit

veryquicklyactually · 14/01/2010 18:25

Don't you get to a point where the local (mis)pronunciation becomes the English name for that thing or place or food, not just a repeated mispronunciation of the original word?

After that, pronouncing it the correct way for the foreign language goes beyond pedantry into pure poncery IMO. LIke saying 'Paree' with a rolled r for 'Paris' would, now (for anyone but a native French speaker).

Hard to say when that point's been reached for a particular word, of course.

veryquicklyactually · 14/01/2010 18:26

See now if I had written that a bit quicker, it would have been original! As it is, MissWooWoo is way ahead of me...

TheDevilWearsPrimark · 14/01/2010 18:27

I do have a friend who says 'paree'

She also says 'le eurostar' . Makes me giggle.

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RolandButter · 14/01/2010 18:28

sister says lon comb for LON COM

drives me nuts

TheDevilWearsPrimark · 14/01/2010 18:29

"Haven't read the whole thread but I am with you on this one.

AND "PIN number"

No, the N IS number you do not need to repeat the word number."

Well I just say pin, but might well say pin number.

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LadyThompson · 14/01/2010 18:30

But did you know that one asks for a coupe of champagne and not a verre? Off topic again, but chucking it into the mix.