to declare out loud that toasted scotch pancakes smothered in butter and lashings of golden syrup are quite simply the most delicious thing in the whole world?

[GetDownYouWillFall]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

oh god YANBU. I would love that right now but my shopping delivery aint here for another 30 hours so will have to make do with stale toast.

Have you eaten all 6 of em?

just two. For now

AIBU to point out they will render you large of arse and hefty of thigh?

No whipped cream?

yes but moondog, who cares? really?

Moi

LTBR - no whipped cream. Let's not ruin perfection

you care about my arse and thighs I'm touched

YANBU, as long as they were made from scratch.... and maple syprup instead perhaps?

It won't reach perfection until you add the whipped cream.

yes from scratch - I took them out the packet all by myself.

Did they drip, did they ooze?

Nom nom nom

they did drip, they did ooze
I may even have a bit of syrup still on my chin

Mmmmm.

I have everything bar the bloody pancakes.

bet you eat them all!

It's just not fair to do that to a pregnant woman with an ill nearly-toddler and husband who has to work late tonight, and who can't therefore just go out and buy the pancakes to scoff (or strongly ask said husband to do so).

I'm going to have to make do with ... with... (searches cupboards)... with jaffa cakes!

Just had crumpets with lots of butter as a late afternoon snack. Mmm, squidge squidge.