This is a big brother style regime!!!
I'm trying to get some well earned kip (and dreaming of the vast icy stuff you just don't get even here in the Netherlands - although i've heard Kent is pretty much getting there!), and i have not one but TWO farking cameras on me....
Oh, and apparently they think i'm pregnant - can't a girl put a bit of winter weight on without everyone thinking she's about to pop?
Grrrrrrr
(i've also heard rumours that i've been filmed in an compromising position....do i have rights to the footage?)