A friend of ours was in Scotland over Xmas and Hogmanay and I contacted him on FB jokingly asking him to bring me a couple of cans of Irn Bru (we live in the Philippines and can't get it here). He sent me a message tonight saying that he had expected me to run to his office with a kiss and a hug today. Why? I asks... for the Irn Bru I sent home with Mr Fulton for you.....
DH is right next to me and says 'Oh, I don't have it anymore. I drank both cans' As blasé as you like. Fucker!
AND he ate my post-birth toast when DC1 was born cos he 'didn't think I'd be hungry'. Oh! I am seething!!!!!!!!!