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AIBU?

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to prefer spending time with you lot than with dh (grin)?

15 replies

StayingSantasGirl · 30/12/2009 19:48

Dh reckons that you lot are a load of reprobates who lead me into bad ways, and entice me into spending far too much time on here.

He is shocked and saddened that, offered the chance of wild, animal sex with him, I choose to stay on here with you all!

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SleighGirl · 30/12/2009 19:48

ditto

StayingSantasGirl · 30/12/2009 19:49

Do you mean that you are married to dh too? Wow - does that make us sisters??

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Yuletidespamlog · 30/12/2009 20:05

as am I apparently!

winnybella · 30/12/2009 20:08

My DP says YABU as he is suffering from the same circumstances

StayingSantasGirl · 30/12/2009 20:19

Dh was hoping I'd come back to this thread and find hundreds of offers of mad, passionate sex from you all!

He's deluded, poor thing!

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Pikelit · 30/12/2009 20:23

Him, presumably planning to do us a favour by coming around to watch! Hero!

tethersjinglebellend · 30/12/2009 20:40

Mine is talking to me now.

I am smiling.

And nodding.

And 'hmm hmm' ing

I haven't got a fucking clue what he just said.

I hope it wasn't a question.

tethersjinglebellend · 30/12/2009 20:41

Oh, YANBU.

MaureenMLove · 30/12/2009 20:58

My DH loved the fact I'm on here all the time! It means he can get to watch what he wants on the TV and every so often, he nips in and asked me what's happening. He particularly liked the 'who's done a double flusher' thread.

Buddleja · 30/12/2009 21:13

My Dh is always on about that sex stuff too. Seriously he thinks a good seeing to is better than the internet. Nutter.

MmeLindt · 30/12/2009 21:17

We bought a huge pile of DVDs, he is working his way through his stock (LeMans, Bullit, Easy Rider...) while I MN. I get mine (Some Kind of Wonderful, Pretty in Pink, Funny Girl...) while he looks at classic car websites.

We really need a second pc.

SixtyFootDoll · 30/12/2009 21:19

HE watches the footie, I MN and FB.
Happy days!

EdgarAleNPie · 30/12/2009 21:24

YANBU

we are very witty, and i've had sex before

Buddleja · 30/12/2009 21:43

tethersjinglebellend
You need to be more vigilant imagine if he'd asked if you fancy some and you nodded in agreement!!! You'd have to spend time away from here!!!

I wonder if i could read and post at the same time, that way we'd both be happy. Obviously I wouldn't mention it - that'd be rude and it might make you all blush

tethersjinglebellend · 30/12/2009 22:06

I have accidentally done that before.

However, I think he has given up asking that now. I'm 90% certain he was talking about work. Or football. Or something. Maybe chips?

I will be immensely impressed with the MNer who can post whilst engaging in -ahem- carnal knowledge...

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