to want to write this in my nearly ex FIL's xmas card....

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You scumbag you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy christmas your arse I pray god it´s our last.

Hee hee, don't panic won't really, but would SO SO love to and be there to see the face....

You might be able to find a card which plays that when you open it...

oooh, would love that! Where do I begin to look?? have been offered it as a ringtone....

YANBU

I would do the same if I had balls!

just think how gooood it would make you feel