to proposeflagellation for anyone wearing a " sexy santa" outfit

[FolornHope]

or not

good lord, who is wearing these?

i was gonna adorn a santa outfir and jump on the kids beds at 6am.

they are 16

and its PAYBACK

They might just enjoy flagellation a little too much IYSWIM.

lol
custy on fire tonight.

i shared a dancefloor with 20 tarts in sexy santa costumes last christmas.

it's not a good look.

dh once went on a stag night in dec and the dress code was santas
cute arrival in pub of 25 santas and... one chicken.

theyhad run out

not cute arrival at all

CUE

What about sexy elves?

no elveage

errggghhh

elevs are vile.
no sexy small woodland creatures either.

NOvelty flashing earrings?
Yay or nay?

(Lol Custy, have also got that one planned for 11/12 yrs time)

nay

next!

Elveage cleavage a no then. Got it.

Fluffy antlers?

Tinsel tied round your neck?

hmm antlers arent bad i think

Reindeer ears also.

But yes. Sexy elves, santas infact sexy fucking anything - its just an excuse for folk to dress up as slappers.

I was out the other week, and a girl was dressed up as a "sexy bee" I kid you not.

How the fuck can a bee be sexy???

lol
buzzz

will google sexy bee

oh yes how odd

sexy ladybird

and natrually thaticon of sex - a schoolgril

DH played Father Christmas at the school Christmas fair. he was extremely disgruntled that Miss X and Miss Y were not dressed in THEIR sexy santa outfits.

ds3 walked past the grotto shoiting" its all fake santa is a fake" at reception kids

SEXY PRISONER... the mind boggles

FH's post reminds me of

"Iiiiii'm the - holiday ar-ma-dillo!"

lol oh god yes.
okUQD
what of those insects sets your pollen racing?

Agreed. Shot on sight.