Ok so we have had some snow.
But it is less than an inch around here. The depot is on a main road (no hills) and about three miles from here.
And yet they couldnt be arsed to come out and collect our bins.
We are on fornightly collections so I will now have a full stinking bin until the little baby Jesus knows when in the new year.
If anybody mentions Health and fucking safety I will slap them.
And as for the bin men, well they can shove their Christmas box of Roses up their own arses sideways.