to be worried about the all the judging you lot are going to do...

[Nevergoogle]

...when you see the video diary i have to make for the Ford product test?

I never thought any of you would actually see me and my horribly behaved children!

Will I be shunned by the Style and beauty threads forever?

depends - if you are driving whilst wearing a puff ball skirt and'dappy' stylee hat - then yes.

please feed your kids greggs in the back

i will piss

already under control custy, never fear

phew, no dappy hat. although that's not to say i won't receive one for christmas of course.

you have tohave one flap up apparently

kids sticking two fingers up out the window in the back pmsl

oh DS1 will humiliate me for sure.

I'm starting to think i might have to edit my ipod playlist to take out some of the secret indulgences horrors.

matching shell suits - gwan!

here's a sneak preview

lol I fell for that.

...

Good god. When Nevergoogle says...well, umm never Google - TAKE HEED When nevergogle posts a link..do not open!

but i'm reformed. Look!

bump

Don't forget to put a 'Princess/Cheeky Monkey On Board' sticker on the back.

no way! not even in jest...people would see it!

have attempted this evening to make the tips of my hair the same colour as the roots.

i hope you appreciate the effort.