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in thinking all women should be able to blow their own glass baubles, ffs its a basic life skill

78 replies

TheGoatofChristmasPast · 17/12/2009 11:09

[kirsty emoticon]

OP posts:
displayuntiltwelfthnight · 17/12/2009 11:11

I thought "blow your own glass baubles " was just a handy insult to have up your sleeve

GrumpyWhenWoken · 17/12/2009 11:12

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ChickensHaveNoTinsel · 17/12/2009 11:14

Sorry, busy

TheGoatofChristmasPast · 17/12/2009 11:15

look at chicken, living the dream!

OP posts:
purpleduckUnderTheMistletoe · 17/12/2009 11:18

at chickens

crankytwanky · 17/12/2009 11:26

YANBU.

And women who don't make jam should not be allowed to bear children, quite frankly.

MummyDragon · 17/12/2009 11:28

Not only should they be able to blow their own glass baubles, they should also be able to juggle them all at the same time without dropping any

PoppityMerryGentlemen · 17/12/2009 11:39

Cranky, does fudge count? I've never had much success with jam.

ChickensHaveNoTinsel · 17/12/2009 11:41
PoppityMerryGentlemen · 17/12/2009 11:42

I have woven all my own co-ordinating wrapping paper from thread spun out of last years shredded advent calendars though

purpleduckUnderTheMistletoe · 17/12/2009 11:44

chickens, I do hope you are going to cross stitch the name tags on them....from relclaimed organic undyed fairtraded yarn?

ChickensHaveNoTinsel · 17/12/2009 11:47

Naturally, purpleduck, is there any other way?

PoppityMerryGentlemen · 17/12/2009 11:49

I plan to bake myself a friend later.

ChickensHaveNoTinsel · 17/12/2009 11:51

Frankly, I just don't understand these people who haven't aquired these vital life skills

gorionine · 17/12/2009 11:52

Does knitting with glass fibre count?

ThumbleBells · 17/12/2009 11:54

you Bad Bad lot!

Hassled · 17/12/2009 11:54

Yesterday I made the bread baps that encased the homemade burgers that my DCs refused ate for supper. Now that truly is a life skill.

I basked in my own snugness for some considerable time, until DD pointed out that I hadn't made the ketchup.

purpleduckUnderTheMistletoe · 17/12/2009 11:57

I know Chickens, how very limiting!

crankytwanky · 17/12/2009 12:05

Well, Poppity, you'd get short shrift if you showed up at the Jam Stall at your local fete brandishing fudge, but I suppose it will do.
(Assuming you've used unrefined, fairtrade, organic sugar)

PoppityMerryGentlemen · 17/12/2009 12:12

I know, how do people get through the day without a least welding their own doorknocker?

PoppityMerryGentlemen · 17/12/2009 12:15

Oh of course! Along with soy milk and 157% cacao

gorionine · 17/12/2009 12:17

wow I thought I was good for building my own washing machine out of the dcs old scooters and a few elastic bands but handmade rosemary? You're my hero Poppity!

Sidge · 17/12/2009 12:25

Oh how lovely to be amongst like-minded souls!

I'm just taking a tea break whilst crafting tree decorations - I have collected the fine blonde hair shed by my daughters all year and am spinning it on my centuries old passed-down-in-the-family loom, then fashioning beautiful angels. Truly stunning. I do hope the family all like them as they will be their gifts.

GrimmaTheNome · 17/12/2009 12:30

Helpful hint: never buy a shorthaired dog. Its a bugger spinning their shed fur prior to knitting it.

PoppityMerryGentlemen · 17/12/2009 12:34

Gorionine, once you can crochet it's a breeze. I could crochet before I could walk of course